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Casting Call for the Black Badges
Okay folks it has been confirmed. Maria DeMarco has finally written her memoirs and sold the rights to Titanus film productions, of Rome. The following actors and actresses have agreed to take the following roles.
- Maria DeMarco by Julie Andrews
- Paul Dannigan by Roger Moore
- Samantha Justice by Milla Jovovich
- Annette DeMarco by Rhona Mitra
- Joseph Lando, by Tommy Lee Jones
- Kimberly Moore Lando, by Maggie Q
- Krystel Evanson by Scarlett Johansson
- Rodrick N. Mason by Johnny Deep
- Peter Daniel Arnett by Vein Diesel
- Lyssa Kordenay Mason by Linda Hamilton
- Tiffany Davareaux by Gina Carao
- Shawna Davies by Zoe Saldana
- Robert Everbrite by David Boreanaz
- Hunter Taugh by Jason Statham
- Kasey DeMarco by Ariel Winter
- Kristine Capizeo by Ryan Newman
- And introducing Crystal Lynn Ramsey as Madison
According to sources Titanus has scheduled opening production for the first day after tomorrow in the far-flung future. Sources also confirm that Slash-n-dash transports owned by the illusive multi-millionaire Anna Fonticello.
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casting call
your going have to pick someone else for Paul d roger Moore no longer with us
Instead of Roger Moore, how
Instead of Roger Moore, how about another James Bond, Sean Connery?
A terrific choice
Karen, I think Sean Connery would be a very good Major.
I am rather more impressed with his recent characters (viz: Entrapment) than any of his performances as 007.
Robyn B
Sydney
Wow! I never expected Maria
Wow! I never expected Maria to fund this! I thought you would have to do a GoFundMe thingie!
taxes
If it goes big or flops it doesn't matter to Maria or Anna. They need the tax write-off. This just gives them a bigger than normal write off. ONLY bigger write off is political campaign. Just look at the current administration for proof of that.
May the peace and happiness of the Goddess keep and protect you
as always your humble outlaw
Jessie Wolf
Crystal Ramsey
Nice touch adding Crystal Sprite's character from "I can't go home like this". Love all your works. Thank you and all your family for your and their service.
When life throws tomatoes at you, make spaghetti sauce.
correction
correction:
Paul Dannigan to be played by Joe Mantegna
Joseph "LoneStar" Lando to be played by Rob Estes.
Kimberly Moore Lando to be played by Louis Lombard
Lyssa Kordenay-Mason to be played by Mena Suvari
Rodrick N. Mason to be played by Jeffrey Donovan.
Tiffany Davareaux to be played by Agnes Bruckner
Shawna Davies to be played by Malin Akerman
Krystel Evanson to be played by Hayden Panettierre
Pete to be played by Brian Van Holt
quidquid sum ego, et omnia mea semper; Ego me.
alecia Snowfall
Casting Complaints
Okay can see where you're going with all these changes Snowfall, but I hate to tell you this. Take them up with the woman footing the bill. Namely go talk to Anna. It's her dime we're spending here. Last time I checked the Producer has final say in the casting of all rolls.
May the peace and happiness of the Goddess keep and protect you
as always your humble outlaw
Jessie Wolf
*sticks tongue out*
Hey, at least I didn't suggest Monica Belucci for Maria. Nice look, Italian, but too tall for Maria. Maybe she could play Anna. you never said she was petite.
quidquid sum ego, et omnia mea semper; Ego me.
alecia Snowfall
Only problem with
Only problem with Monica Belucci playing Anna is the age. I don't know if the makeup artists can make her look old enough. I was thinking Sophie Loraine.
May the peace and happiness of the Goddess keep and protect you
as always your humble outlaw
Jessie Wolf
good idea
good idea having Tommy or Clint play General Polson. I like it.*pats Ef on the back*
Just can't have Moore or Connery play Dannigan, they've never done any accent other than British or Irish. Sorry Jess.
quidquid sum ego, et omnia mea semper; Ego me.
alecia Snowfall
White flag waving
Okay already no Moore or Connery. Anna has agreed to that. Dannigan can be played by Joe Mantegna. And Micheal Ironsides for Joe Lando
May the peace and happiness of the Goddess keep and protect you
as always your humble outlaw
Jessie Wolf
Fun discussion
I think Joe Mantegna would be good as a Paul, although for some reason I thought of a Gary Oldman, who played George Smiley in Tinker Tailor a few years ago.
Gillian Cairns
Wow! This has taken on a
Wow! This has taken on a life of it's own! My casting call in the Comments for Interpol Heartburn Chapter 16 indicated that the actor/actress could return from the grave if needed! So I cannot imagine either Roger Moore or Sean C (even though I admire their work very much) as The Major. I would resurrect John "The Duke" Wayne for that role but then...I am dating myself badly!
OG Ellery
Returning from the grave eh?
Well then there should be a place for young Dirk Bogarde in there somewhere. Good looking, smooth talking, able to get rough when needed.
But the director should be Kubrick. His attention to detail would be a perfect fit for the Black Badges way of doing things although the temptation to kill him mid shoot might be too difficult to resist.
Samantha
So the movie is scheduled to
So the movie is scheduled to be released some time in the far flung future?
That just means we will have to get lawn chairs and either a tent, or camping trailer; LOTS of beer and soft drinks, LOTS of snacks, and warm clothing for cold weather, and/or summer clothes; while we wait in line to get the first tickets.
Sounds like a win-win deal to me.
Seen people wait in line for lessor projects and items. :-) :-) ;-)
So the movie is scheduled to
So the movie is scheduled to be released some time in the far flung future?
That just means we will have to get lawn chairs and either a tent, or camping trailer; LOTS of beer and soft drinks, LOTS of snacks, and warm clothing for cold weather, and/or summer clothes; while we wait in line to get the first tickets.
Sounds like a win-win deal to me.
Seen people wait in line for lessor projects and items. :-) :-) ;-)
Casting?
Kristine Capizeo by Ryan Newman
Why not a trans woman for the role instead?
Aurora
You know
It wouldn't be the first time an older actress had played a younger character, and also by the same token that a Singer/Song Writer had tried their hand at acting.
With that in mind, I put forward Kim Petras, as she stands 5 1/2 feet (just under 168cm)
I’m surprised
I’m surprised you don’t have Michelle Rodriguez in there somewhere
So I take it
This is some kind of put on? Kinda like a type of fantasy footbal kind of thing? Not a real work of fiction?
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