The door went behind me.
“Just put them on a table, Max, you can put the shutter down then.”
“Er, Gab,” Mand supplied, “it’s not Max.”
“Not Max?” I queried turning around.
“Geld! Hand it over!”
Facing us, scarf over his face and knife in hand was a youth apparently out to rob us. Sugar, where’s Max when you need him?
“Hand it over!” he repeated.
“We haven’t got much,” I told him.
“Liar, seen loadsa people in here.”
“It’s for charity.”
“People give loads for charity, come on hand it over,” he was clearly nervous and kept looking between us.
“Gab, just give it to him.”
“I can’t,” I hissed back.
“Why not?”
“Stop mucking around! Give it me!” he demanded again, waving his blade menacingly at us.
“The box is behind you.”
“What you saying? Hurry up!”
“Just getting it,” I allowed as I sidled over to Mand.
Mand felt behind her for the cash box afraid to take her eyes off of our assailant.
“Faster!”
“Give it here, Mand.”
She placed the quite heavy box onto the kitchen counter.
“On the table.”
“Okay,” I allowed, geez, there must be like five hundred euros in there and this toe rag is going to nick it.
“On the table!” he told me with another jab of the knife.
“Okay, okay!”
I grabbed the handle and picked it up which might not have been the best idea as it wasn’t locked and as I lifted the contents tipped out in a cacophony onto the floor.
“Why you!” he darted forward.
What happened next I’m not entirely sure; I closed my eyes and tried to make myself smaller.
“Gab, Gab? You alright?” Max enquired from very close by.
I cracked an eye, “What happened?”
“Looks like matey here cracked his head on the counter.”
“He, he was coming with the knife,” I got out.
“The police are coming,” Mand told us, her voice as wobbly as mine.
“Knife?” Max mentioned.
“He was waving it at me, I dropped the money and he was coming at me and,” I descended into tears before feeling Max put his arms around me.
The Polizei arrived before Dad, they were on the market already and the ‘perp’, having come round was taken into custody.
“We’ll need statements from each of you, we’ll do that tomorrow though,” the officer told us before he left.
“Thank you, officer,* Dad mentioned, come on Max, lets get this place locked up.”
I was still a gibbering fool but Mand had recovered enough to pick up our spilt takings as we waited for Dad and Max to finish outside. It probably wouldn’t’ve been quite so bad if the Polizei hadn’t found the knife, embedded in the wall just a few inches to the side of where I’d been crouched. It hadn’t hit me but if I’d moved or it had gone at a slightly different angle or he’d fallen different or…
“Come on, Gab, time to go home,” Max told me, once again holding me close.
“You sure about this?” Dad asked for the umpteenth time since I’d got up.
“No yob is gonna stop me doing stuff,” I stated with more bravado than I actually felt.
“Mand?”
“I’m fine, really,” she assured him.
“Okay then, but I’m staying.”
I wasn’t going to argue that.
We went to the Police station first of course, I’d never had to give a statement or anything before so it was a bit intimidating but the officer, a woman was sympathetic and I left feeling somehow better than when I arrived. Apparently our assailant was known to the authorities, this wasn’t the first time he’d graced their cells. There will of course be a trial but we’d only need to attend if he went for not guilty, the knife and circumstances were not in his favour.
“Max!”
“I didn’t think you’d be coming, I rang round, Pia and Con are coming a bit later.”
“I should’ve rung.”
“You shoulda stayed at home; hi, Herr Bond.”
“Hi, Max, let’s get inside.”
Of course inside was as we’d left it, after the plods visit it was a bit of a mess. Furniture askew, the sausages Dad had fetched last night lying forgotten on the table next to the crockery. Okay it wasn’t a lot to do but it needed doing before we open, which today isn’t until twelve.
The organisers paid us a visit; they hadn’t expected us to open today. Other stall holders called by to offer their moral support, I’m sure they were thinking that it could so easily have been one of them being attacked and robbed. Dad fetched us waffles as soon as they were ready, not my favourite but I wasn’t buying!
Word had obviously gotten about; when we did open we were glad of the extra hands as we were inundated! Ghoulish fascination or support, their euros all went in the box and whilst not cleared out, it looks like me and Con will be baking again this week. Busy doesn’t give you time for thinking about stuff so it was only when Dad dragged Mand and me to Der Mühle for some late lunch that it came back.
“Why did he choose us?” I asked, pushing peas around my schnitzel.
“He thought we were an easy target,” Mand supplied, “two girls on their own, threaten us, grab the money and go.”
“But we didn’t really have that much money.”
“You had some, easy pickings if he had got away with it,” Dad opined, “let’s talk about happier things, eh?”
“Like?”
“Your Gran’s coming for Christmas and New Year.”
“She’s coming to Sophia’s party with us?”
“If that’s where we are going to be.”
“Gerta’s got me a dress,” I noted.
“You never said,” Mand mentioned, “what’s it like?”
“No idea,” I admitted, “but apparently it’ll be perfect.
“As long as it’s the perfect price,” pater put in.
“Damn.”
“What now?”
“I’m gonna miss Tatort tonight.”
“It’ll be repeated,” Dad suggested.
“It’s not the same.”
“You’re missing SPOTY too.”
“Do you think Jenny will get it, Mr Bond?”
“It’s probably a long shot to be honest, someone else might have a chance though.”
“You mean, Gabs?”
“Well none of the other nominees have got particularly compelling cases.”
“How’d you know that?” I challenged.
“The BBC website? They’ve got a synopsis on each of you.”
“Max reckons a footballer will get it.” I noted.
“Have a job, none are nominated, if I remember rightly there’s a swimmer, gymnast, some kid driving go karts – can’t remember the rest but no footballers.”
“How come Mark didn’t get nominated?”
“Not my call, maybe it’s because you’re a girl beating the boys?”
“And all the girls,” Mand added. “Plus you got two gongs.”
“I guess, I’d have put him up for it though.”
“Guess we’ll find out soon enough, your Gran’ll be watching, she said she’ll ring with the result. Are you going to eat that or just play with it?”
It was a little cold but I ate it all the same.
“Wondered where you’d got to,” Con told us, “can you have a look at the coffee machine, it’s making some funny noises.”
“Let me at it then.”
Although it was cold, it was sunny which kept people outside, Marty and Max moved two of our tables outside and soon they were working table outside whilst the hut became the girls kingdom! I think they were enjoying themselves, more than once I saw them posing for pictures – I think they look good in tights and those short things.
It got quite busy as the light of day was replaced by street lighting, it seemed to be more families out today, we had to get Dad to go beg some soft drinks from Eva at Der Mühle. To be honest we hadn’t really thought of kids coming, you know, coffee and cake, adults, perhaps a few teens but not kidlets. Maybe we can do some gingerbread for next weekend; after all, we are supporting a kid’s charity.
“Gab, can you come outside for a moment,” Dad requested from the cabin door.
“’Kay,” I allowed as I dried my hands – the Gaggia will need stripping down before next weekend.
“There you are.”
“Here I am, hello again, Gertie, more stuff on the market?”
“Hi, Gaby, sort of, you’re papa was telling me you had some unpleasantness last night.”
“Yeah, some scumbag tried to rob us, I don’t even want to think about it.”
“Well I’m glad you’re okay.”
She seemed to have more people with her than usual, more like an outdoor studio, cameras on tripod thingies and those furry microphones.
“What’s going on?”
Gertie put her hand to her ear listening to something, “Just a moment, Gaby.”
“What’s going on, Dad?
“Live in ten!” someone called out.
“Can you stand over here for me please, Gaby?” Gert requested
“Er sure.”
A chap dived up to me and clipped a microphone to the neck of my dress before retreating.
“In five, four, three, two, one and live!”
Maddy Bell 12.02.16
Comments
Dad should've known better
By now he should have learned how to ensure wife or daughter got a few seconds to prepare.
And people believe only guns
And people believe only guns can be dangerous. A person with a knife can move rather rapidly if they have the room to do so, and can do lots of bodily damage if they know how to truly use the knife they have in their possession. Gaby was indeed fortunate she was not stabbed.
Anyone who believes that...
...is a bloody idiot. What makes a gun so dangerous is the speed and range with which you can do damage. A knife is quiet, cheap, and available everywhere. It is still harder to hurt or kill people with a knife, as it requires at least a little skill (if not much) and bodily strength and the rate of attack is inherently severely limited.
-Liz
Successor to the LToC
Formerly known as "momonoimoto"
Knives vs Guns
Both are usable to assault a person, both have their pluses and minuses. Most people simply don't know how to defend themselves from a knife attack. Defensive wounds from a knife attack can do more damage then people realize. Knife attacks require the attacker to close with victim; guns are more of a stand-off weapon. But to be effective with either one requires training and practice. And most training doesn't give you the feel of real life. Becoming an adequate shot on a target range is one thing, to do so while fear and adrenaline are pumping through your body is another. Most people have never even fired a shot with the gun they bought for selfdefense or to use in the commission of a crime. The noise alone can throw a shooter off, and then there is the recoil.
When it is all said and done I'd rather face a gun-wielding attacker than one armed with a knife. Knife use is almost intuitive, how many people haven't played with knives while growing up? :-( Guns are not.
I should also point out that most serial killers do not use guns. Some use bombs, many others choke and/or stab their victims. It's that personal, hands-on feeling.
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
At least 1kg warhead
Personally I've never bothered with anything that didn't have at least a 1 kg warhead.
Nuke
I agree, nuke them from orbit it's the only way to be sure.
Is fearr Gaeilge briste, ná Béarla clíste.
Broken Irish is better than clever English.
Myth Busters examined it...
At something like 10 feet person with the knife gets one with the gun. Any other result is possible only if the gun is out of the holster and the safety is off and the cartridge is in the chamber...
And if you start shooting everyone who is less than 10 feet from you... If you are unlucky big guys in white lab coats with pleasant smiles will take you to a safe place where you will never see a gun ever again... Or, if you are lucky, the cop sharpshooter will take you down from the rooftop 1000 feet away...
She won!!
Gaby f course!!
Live in Ten!
Brilliant, funny. Always loved the word Yob.
-Elsbeth
Is fearr Gaeilge briste, ná Béarla clíste.
Broken Irish is better than clever English.
"I’d never had to give a statement or anything before"...
Gabs have a short memory or story continuity glitch here ;-)
Remember an open air festival? Sleeping in the wrong chair? Purse snatcher? :-)
But actually it is quite OK. I have several friends who do not remember anything from 2 years ago... And very few people remember anything from before their 15-th birthday even like half year later. Maybe some edited highlights... But more often like a blank wall. Up to having to introduce myself and remind that we were the best friends just before the summer hols... And introducing our other friends from before the holidays...
Er, uh, er...
How did the twirp ban his head on the counter? Were his shoes wet and he slipped? Or did the counter come up to meet him, as in Mand cracking him in the head with something? It's good Gaby wasn't hurt in that incident.
Was it wise to spring a live broadcast on Gaby? Gaby has never done surprises well, and this will be broadcast to a lot of people. Her reation should be good.
Others have feelings too.