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I've turned 50, and I'm not happy about it.

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You're liable to get pummeled here

laika's picture

Complaining about turning fifty makes you an open target for all us truly decrepit old bitches who will call you a spring chicken and a pup and tell you to "consider the alternative" while beating you about the head + shoulders with our ear trumpets and colostomy bags. Now get a haircut + turn down that racket, and happy birthday anyway

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"Government will only recognize 2 genders, male + female,
as assigned at birth-" (In his own words:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lugbpMKDU

Good number

That is a milestone in life HAPPY BIRTHDAY the next 50 are easier

Happy Birthday!!!! And I'd

Happy Birthday!!!! And I'd be happy to change ages with you, since in a few months I will turn 60. :)

V/ "Live long and Prosper."
Hugs,
Erin of Wis <3

Its my Birthday

I'll exchange with you any day - I'm 74 and wishing I was in my fifties again, especially since I met someone in that age bracket I would love to connect with!

Happy Birthday

Angharad's picture

it's not the number that counts but how you feel and don't frown about it, you only make the wrinkles come quicker.

Hugs,

Angharad

Angharad

Happy Birthday

Enjoy each birthday. A wise old person ( lets keep it PC) once said the option to having birthdays ain't so good. and age is only in the mind ( tell that to my aches and pains that 76 of them bring)

Remember get up in the morning and look out the window and see the green side of the grass, then check the obits and if uou ain't there be happy and celebrate

Happy birthday and lots more of them

So old...

Andrea Lena's picture

Laika and I waited tables at the Last Supper? Last date? I was carbon-dated a while back... nyuk nyuk Happy birthday, Valentine!

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

Trust me

Patricia Marie Allen's picture

There is life after 50. I'm actually happy to have 50 behind me. As a mater-of-fact, I'm looking forward to this time next year when I'll have celebrated my 50th wedding anniversary. (I'll have gone by my 72nd birthday by then.

Hugs
Patricia

Happiness is being all dressed up and HAVING some place to go.
Semper in femineo gerunt
Ich bin eine Mann

Look at the bright side

At least you get a birthday every year. While I did have one this year, I don't get another until the year 2020 :p

Happy birthday you young whippersnapper!

We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

A big Happy Birthday to you,

A big Happy Birthday to you, You young whippersnapper you. Remember, always be kind to those older than you, because karma is not the only thing that can come back and "bite" you. So can a cane. :-)
A saying to remember "Old is ten years older than you are."
So play in the rain, sing in the shower, enjoy life and just have an excellent time when and as you can.

Jimmy Carter

wrote a wonderful book The Virtues of Aging.