All my under wires keep poking thru
and it seems true no matter the style I buy.
Each time I get poked I cuss out loud.
Every time I turn I want to go back home.

I myself have tried all kinds of bras and
I have seen the same regardless of the brand
I just want to find some comfortable support,
but all my bras are ruined within a night or two.
And all my under wires keep poking thru.

And I think I know what Mama meant when she said bras are a pain
I have to play with the straps to get it on straight,
I'll lean forward to fill the cups, I fill them more and more these day,
But all my bras are ruined within a night or two,
and all my under wires keep poking thru.

And the poke marks hurt more then they used to,
and soft cups with lace took the place of push ups and cleavage,
And it seems like nothing works quite like it used to do
And all my bras are ruined within a night or two,
and all my under wires keep poking thru.

And I think I know what my Mama meant when she said bras are a pain
and the straps are thicker now then when I was 16
And sexy is a thing from days gone by
But all my bras are ruined within a night or two,
and all my under wires keep poking thru

Yeah all my under wires just keep on poking thru.

To the music of
All my rowdy friends have settled down
Hank Williams Jr