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The town where I live was expanded from a small market town during the nineteen sixties, spreading out into the surrounding countryside. As the newly developed areas were built on greenfield sites finding street names has been something of a problem - one area has streets named for composers, another for islands and another for Roman emperors! More recent developments however have just stuck with generic suburban names.

My busride home takes me through the latest development, built on the site of a large mental institution. I thought perhaps the local authority would take the opportunity to reflect a little local history in the street names, but no fear, the signs that have started appearing bear names like 'Lavender Copse' and such. To amuse myself as the number nine crawls through the estate I began making up more fitting street names, mostly of very questionable taste, like... well I'll leave most of them to your imagination.

Lately I've been wondering what sort of people would live an area with those street names, whether through choice or circumstance and a title keeps springing to mind... 'Tales from Lobotomy Lane'. The more I think about it, the more ideas come about the residents of the various streets... it's driving me up 'Compulsive Close'.

Incidentally, the area I live in has an authentic, historical name. Built on the margins of an English Civil War battlefield, while its name sounds quite quaint it's actually an archaic way of describing a mass grave.

I'm not sure what that says about the people who live there!

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