Fuller Breast Man

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Okay, this is just a title that keeps recurring to me, I don't have time to write the story. But maybe someone else does? :)

Hugs,
Erin

Now that...

Now that is a different kind of door to door sales man... Do you think he sells hips, smaller feet, etc?

Interesting title...

Obcviously, to be a captivating story, it can't be about a chap attempting to sell 'regular' implants or topical breast growth creams/ointments.

Perhaps it's a revolutionary new type, and he either volunteers himself or is volunteered by others to test it on himself. If an author went with the cream / ointment, then the protagonist could potentially be a sceptic who believes it's pure snake oil, so sets out to prove his theory by applying it to himself. Naturally, he'll attribute his chest expansion to anything / everything other than the cream / ointment for as long as possible...

If anyone thinks they can weave that basic plot seed into a story, feel free...


As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

Goddess Revenge Story

A walk a mile in my heel's punishment by the Goddess of love Aphrodite. If a mortal man shy of understanding that no means no, is punished by being forced to sell Brushes Door to door and suffer the privations of other women's scorn and man's Benny Hill type lust fullness. This continues until the Goddess thinks they learn there lesson or until they consistently meet quota by being a really good sales Women.

Those who meet there quota's could be offered a higher ranking position in the company or one of its subsidiaries as a women of course.

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Michele

With those with open eyes the world reads like a book

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just use that phrase 'Fuller Breast Man' as a writer's challenge and see what people come up with. It could result in a lot of fun stories.

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Amethyst

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Done

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It's now officially a Writer's Challenge :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

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That was quick Erin. I'll have to see if I can come up with something for it now ;)

*hugs*

Amethyst

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Well...

I don't have time to write it... But, back in the Early-mid '70s I did sell Fuller Brush products and, I certainly have a fuller breast today than I did then! But I wasn't then (though I pretended to be) and am not today, a man. :-)

Annette