I Win the Internets

Did I tell you about that one time I wrote a novel? On the internets?

I just handed off chapter 54 of Being Christina Chase, affectionately know as the LAST chapter, to Holly.

And let me just say,

sweet

tapdancing

jesus.

Never again. Never writing a novel again. I don't know what I was thinking. All said and done, Being Christina Chase is just upwards of 370,000 words. That's friggin insane. It's way too long. If you need proof I can't write, that number is all you need.

Still, this is sort of like when you go to the bathroom and take a really big dump, and even though it made you sweat and feel like you were going to die, you sort of feel inclined to dare people to look at it. Turns out my dump is 370,000 words long.

Anyhoo, everything still has to go through the sasuage factory before it goes out. I still have to get the thumbs up from Holly, who might just veto the whole thing, and I have to revise the unpublished chapters to make sure they're up to snuff. On the upside, unless both Holly and I are struck by meteors, the ending will be published soon.

Oh, and for those of you who might want more, I assure you have no more than 370,000 words to write on the subject of Christina Chase. So enjoy it while it lasts :D

full of win

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