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Stolen from a good friend of mine:
So the world is supposed to be ending today? That's sad. I never found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn't just use Google maps, why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery", why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed, why "abbreviated" is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections and why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Why did Joanie love Chachi? If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? Why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways? You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions.
Comments
Oh no...I'll never find out...
...just where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego? Bwaaahhhhhhh (oh...and why they have Braille instructions on Drive-up ATMs)
Love, Andrea Lena
She's waiting for Waldo to be found. Heres the proof...
Peace be with you and Blessed be
Gold Medal
Loki, that post shows why we really need good medal for comments.
not to mention ...
what if the hokey pokey is what its all about?
here is another one
Will anybody truly find waldo or will he be forever lost?
Hugs,
Jenna From FL
Moderator/Editor
TopShelf BigCloset
It is a long road ahead but I will finally become who I should be.
Please see my comment above....
Carmen is already on the case. ;P
Peace be with you and Blessed be
Oh no....
My cable bill is paid up through January--I'll never get my money's worth now!
There's one thing I'd like to know myself. If garlic is supposed to be good for the heart, and salt bad for it, does garlic salt cancel itself out?
And why do they put an expiration date on cottage cheese? Isn't it just clabbered milk to begin with?
Livin' A Ragtime Life,
Rachel
I don't believe in this end of the world thing.
After all, I'm still *ERROR* This user does not exist.
As a T-woman, I do have a Y chromosome... it's just in cursive, pink script.
Braille on drive through ATM's
All ATM machines are mass produced. The manufacturer does not know where they will be place ergo the braille is still on them.
Why don't deer cross at deer crossing signs?
Jill Micayla
Be kinder than necessary,Because everyone you meet
Is fighting some kind of battle.
Deer can't read. They can't
Deer can't read. They can't focus on a single object with both eyes. It's in the genes. I had a friend with an artifical eye. He was always worried that it would pop out during his football games (he was a blocker), so he kept it in his jeans. Opposing coaches kept trying to call "foul" because the empty socket distracted their teams on the line. They just couldn't keep from looking at the empty socket, instead of being on their game. Our school went to state for the first on only time his senior year, after the opposing teams were just too freaked out.
When a buck and a doe get married, does the preacher start out "deerly beloved"?
CaroL
Deer can't read?? Don't they have eyes?
And what would you call a deer with no eyes?
'Cause I got No Ideer. **Sigh**
Sighs are the natural language of the heart.
-Thomas Shadwell
Artificial eyes
A man accidentally swallowed his artificial eye. Next day at the doctor’s office, his proctologist began an examination and found that glass eye staring right back at him. Standing up slowly, the proctologist remarked, “Y’know, you’ll have to learn to trust me…”
Dang!
Now I'm going to have to pay those bills after all.
Maggie
Apocalypse
If the Mayan Civilisation was any good at predicting the future, why are not still around?
i'm of the opinion
that the world has ended, we've just been too busy to notice it!
Madeline Anafrid Bell
Agreed, Maddy
We've died and this is hell.
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
Bum rap.
Well I for one was wondering why the first Friday I've had off in three months was the day the apocalypse was supposed to happen. I guess I will have to wait for the next apocalypse to get another Friday off. Smiles, Jenn.
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
What I wanna know is,
Why everyone keeps saying "Fire at Will"? Surely someone would have got him by now?
Will
Is really good at dodging, taking cover, and hiding. Have to find him to shoot him. lol.
Maggie
I can buy that,
but why was the ruler of ancient Egypt called the Pharaoh when his skin and hair were tanned and dark?
Well just bought a house so I am playing the odds
the Mayans just ran out of space for their calendar :)
Kim
Are we nearly dead yet?
Are we nearly dead yet?
Hehe couldn't resist asking just in case we were and I hadn't realized.
How about now?
Big hugs Lizzie :)
Bailey's Angel
The Godmother :p
The world was destroyed all
The world was destroyed all in one go, but it was recreated in the next moment so that's okay. You can tell just by looking.
I think the the universe got
rebooted and the solar system got left out, or is it the other way around?
May Your Light Forever Shine
Alphabet Song/Twinkle Twinkle
I've wondered for a long time why the version I learned in the mid-'50s (it begins something like the call-and-response part of "Jump Down Spin Around") had been replaced by the Twinkle Twinkle tune by the time my brother, born in '62, was in nursery school.
(That's in San Francisco, in middle-class white neighborhoods, FWIW.)
Eric
Why isn't it foneticly?
Why isn't it foneticly?
was Doomsday Dec 21st like buses and trains
I wonder was Doomsday Dec 21st like buses and trains, one gets missed out then three come along at once.
I mean seriously it's the 22nd, why aren't we all dead yet?
I wonder how many of those who went into panic mode are seriously regretting selling everything to save themselves only to learn nothing happened. Doh!
Big hugs
Lizzie :)
Bailey's Angel
The Godmother :p