Mrs. Claus has an idea non transgender submitted by RJ
Mrs. Claus thought to herself. I’m tired of listening the little boys and girls scream their heads off when they are taken to see Santa Claus. They’ve been warned about strangers. Well, to them Santa Claus is a stranger. Here is an older man with a long white beard saying things like ho, ho and come sit on my lap. This year is going to be different. I’m going to make Santa stay home and help the elves. I’m going to replace Santa with lady Santas. We all know children are a lot less frightened of women. This just might be the start of a new tradition.