Laura Sofft, a freelance adventurer, has been commissioned by a reclusive billionaire to find the fabled magicogenic THANATOS RUNES. Having struck out in the Greek islands she has followed a lead to a hillside on Okinawa, where she finds the entrance to a heretofore undiscovered series of caverns.

"You'll never get past that little opening in there, wait and I'll come back with digging equipment," suggests her guide Morita.

"No need for that. I'm surprisingly limber," she says, and slips through.

But alone deep inside the earth she is attacked by a TENTACLE MONSTER that is clearly bent on violating her every orifice. To the creature's great surprise she reverts to her goo-girl state, for her a simple matter of relaxing, since this is her default consistency; ever since as a young male college student she'd been bitten by a spontaneous lifeform that had arisen inside a long uncleaned refrigerator. Its exact nature was a mystery, it had moves so fast it was just a blur before it escaped down the floor drain never to be seen again until later chapters.

The infection had turned him into pile of female protoplasmic genderfluid---a goo girl---the girl part of which she'd been delighted with, being transgender, but her sudde lack of discrete organs or a skeletal structure had taken some getting used to. But after she'd managed to pull herself together and learned to assume any form temporarily, which she found had it had its advantages for her new career as a rogue paranormalist/archeologist/vampire hunter/cheerleader. Especially when she got into these unexpacted situations as she always seemed to. Like this mass of horny japanese tentacles here...

The terrible ancient creature of the caverns had never met with prey like this before. No matter how he tried to wrap himself around her she squirted between his muscular tentacles.

"Surrender, Mortal! Ha ha ha ha!"

"Never!"

They were at an impass, but discovered that they both found all this wrapping and squirting a surprisingly enjoyable activity, even erotic. A liquid intimacy. And as they conversed Laura found that Brad---for this was the tentacle monster's name---was not really such a bad guy after all; just severely lacking in people skills. She knew what it was like to be a misunderstood freak.

With the money she got from finding the THANATOS RUNES she retired from adventuring, and she and Brad moved into a house in Mission Viejo California, where they enter into a rather 60's sitcom-ish lifestyle, attempting to pose as a normal suburban couple, going to their jobs and hiding their unusual natures from their neighbors. Which led to some real misadventures, I'll tell you, but for the most part they and their special offspring lived happily ever after.
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Until this blog I'd never heard of a goo girl or a slime girl story. Just had to write one,
perfunctory as it might be. Hope you find the help you;re looking for with yours...
~~hugs, Veronica