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New Hampshire Teen Sues School for Failure to Warn Against Dangers of Stupidity

In an effort to titillate and amuse his friends, a New Hampshire teen bared his (admittedly small) breasts in a shocking display of bravado. Having heard about the utility of nipple clamps to enhance the appearance of one's nipples, he attached one clamp from an electrical test set to one of his own nipples whilst one of his friends did the same to the other with the matching clamp. Then, at a prearranged signal, a third friend plugged the arrangement into the mains.

To their surprise, the experiment resulted in stopping the boy's heart, from which unpleasant condition he was amazingly restored to life through the quick thinking of the few sensible people in the classroom. In the lawsuit, the boy and his parents claim that the jolt fried his brain as well, but the school is expected to raise the existence of a pre-existing condition, based on anecdotal evidence that the boy was always something of a dolt.

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