Part of this is mine. I don't remember where I first heard the rest of it... Oh well, What a life...

Then She met some other girls
Who were just like she
And She walked out a winner

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He walked aboard ship
He was running away
A storm hit the harbor
He started to pray
Jonah said please toss me into the spray
And he walked out a Winner

Losing is winning if it turns you around
Things are much clearer
When you're close to the ground
You have to know you're lost
If you want to be found
And you'll walk out a winner

She walked in the room
She looked out of place
Annointing His feet
From an Alabaster vase
Wiped them with bitter tears
That flowed from her face
And she walked out a winner

They said she was a boy
She lived life that way
Hiding her tears
Where no one else could see
Then She met some other girls
Who were just like she
And She walked out a winner

Losing is winning if it turns you around
Things are much clearer
When you're close to the ground
You have to know you're lost
If you want to be found
Then you'll walk out a winner