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Perhaps it's not surprising that we employ euphemisms for things that embarrass us.
How many different terms can you think of for ‘vagina’?
The following article has nearly 50, including a few that would surprise Peter Mark Roget.
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One of the most common British euphemisms...
..is fanny, but then 'Mericans think that refers to the backside - trust them to get it arse-backwards.
Angharad ;)
Angharad
Wilde and Shaw...
... both suggested that England and America were “two nations separated by a common language.”
Obviously that hasn’t changed in the intervening period of time.
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So; a warning to Americans.
Don't make a suggestion, to a Brit, that they pat a female friend on the fanny
OMG, You aren't suggesting ...
Rather than pat her um back bottom, are you saying that Simon um cupped her ah mount; her gasp front bottom? Good heavens, that would be most distracting! :)
Gwen
We're rather fond of American euphemisms...
...should we be included?
She was born for all the wrong reasons but grew up for all the right ones.
Possa Dio riccamente vi benedica, tutto il mio amore, Andrea
Love, Andrea Lena
Kevin Bloody Wilson
Kev is an Aussie comedian (no, not our Prime minister) who specialises in bawdy songs. One of his classics is "You Can't Say CUNT In Canada" which I can heartily recommend to anybody looking for synonyms for said body part,
Joanne
That song...
is a new one on me. Here are the lyrics:
Oh you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Saying 'cunt's' not very nice at all
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
So I asked the sheilas what they called it
And they said muff, mutt, minge, quim, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love,
So if you're gonna say 'cunt' in Canada,
You gotta say it with a velvet glove.
And, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
No you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
So I thought I better ask the guys
No you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Why wasn't I surprised?
When they said gash, pussy, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
(Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin' when I wrote that one?)
Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lasso
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
'Cause 'cunt's' considered pretty fuckin' rude
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
So when I get to Montreal
If you're gonna say 'cunt' in Canada
You gotta say it in French as well
So here goes: pilerplut, la cunt, President Mitterand, *kiss kiss*, pepe le pew
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
'Cause 'cunt's' considered pretty damn rude
And you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Here's a link to Kevin Bloody Wilson introducing and singing the song
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not to forget
in country music you just can't say the f-word
Country Music & F-word
You obviously have never heard the country music spoof written and performed by Harry Nilsson on his 'Nilsson Son of Schmilsson" album called 'You're Breaking My Heart'.
The F-Word figures prominently. (And humorously)
Wholeman
Yes, the weird author with the boob fetish.
Yes, the weird author with the boob fetish.
Try This
kevin bloody wilson "you can't say cunt in canada" www.youtube.com
What's especially fun...
...are the ways that items whose common name becomes a euphemism for female genitalia (or for any other euphemized class) themselves will sometimes receive a new term to avoid or euphemize the association.
Case in point: "bunny". This term seems to originate as an attempt to avoid the term "cunny", which, in addition to being a diminutive-ized version of "cunt", is also a dialectal variant pronunciation for "coney", a term for "rabbit". I laugh my self sick inside every time I hear an affectionate parent telling their child, who is playing at being certain animals, that they are a "cute little bunny" or something similar. ^^;
Then, of course, there is the wonderful term "donkey" (since Angharad brought up fannies and the differences in American and British understandings thereof... :-P . ). The earlier term was, of course, "ass", which had nothing to do with "arse". As, however, r-lenition (weakening) began to affect certain dialects of English, the pronunciation of the two began to approximate. In order to avoid saying the one meanning "buttocks" when intending the animal, someone used the euphemism "dun-monkey" which, in turn and over time was reduced to "donkey". ^__^
Or at least those are the more credible (and believable) stories, according to my professor in University, in the class on this very subject I helped him with.
Of interest, in tests measuring the degree of discomfort (usually in terms of an initial hesitation before use) of people using various terms, in the U.S. "cunt" (and most of its more common euphemisms and even technical terms) ranks nearly as high as or higher than "nigger" (among all speakers; "nigga" was treated separately, and showed predictable patterns re "race"). There was a significantly longer pause for those terms than for any other "taboo" terms tested (admittedly, the difference was in minute fractions of a second, but there was a clear difference in the timing). I haven't seen results from similar tests with speakers of other Englishes or among L2 speakers of English, so I can't really say anything authoritative about those, nor about similar terms in other languages, though I imagine that there would be a similar trend with words that are similarly stigmatized.
-Liz, who thoroughly enjoys the whole topic of linguistic avoidance strategies. ^___^
-Liz
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