or you will most likely catch a Tinselitis infection.
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Only if...
...you lie on dirty needles!
Angharad
In a similar vein,
you could deliberately make your partner roll over and crush the inevitably dislodged baubles, if you're a sadist and they're a masochist. = )
Ouch!
That would be a painfully ornamental occasion!
Also watch out for
-Missile toe
-Kringle shingles
-Coal-itis (if you've been bad)
-Claus-trophobia
-Acute a-pen-inside-us (from inadvertently swallowing one of those adorable Santa pens)
**Sigh**
Sighs are the natural language of the heart.
-Thomas Shadwell
Bad Joke!
Booo! Boo! Don't quit your day job. :)
Will you treat us
to a better one? = )
MOAN
All I can add is a huge pained OOAAHHHH
Will we have to perform a tinsel-ectomy?
Though you could get lucky (at least many here would consider it lucky) and have a double ornamentectomy performed and have some dangling things removed.