On this, the eve before the big day, I felt it good to remind others of my religion, Chocolatarian. Remember, this religion can smoothly blend in with other chewy religions. Sometimes it provides us with a tasteful blend of guilt and joy, other times it ends up like that chocolate....you know the stuff. The stuff you give to five year olds because it tastes so nasty. This religion blends with them all. Even ones with caramel and coconut. On this, the eve of the day of the fat chocolate giving man, we must all remember to be good to each other. Find that wonderful treat you enjoy and share, but keep some for yourself.

And now, a passage from the most important book I should write.

Bible of Chocolate

6. And he said, enjoy with others. 7. Unless it is that which you covet so greatly 8. or that bland chocolate that you can not stand 9. at which, you shall give the junky candy to thy neighbor, or youngest nephew and or niece. 10. For thy neighbor and little children will be touched that you thought of them 11. and not pay attention to the substandard chocolate 12. that came from the devils who plot to destroy the holy chocolates of the world. 13. for there is no greater sin then to eat the bad chocolates 14. or to give away the ones you wait all year to eat 15. for those people do not enjoy it as much as you will

Now to get the rest of my Chocolatarian bible made and I'll be set.