I live a soap opera

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I always suspected it, but it's official now: I LIVE A SOAP OPERA.... Guiding Light, One Life to Live, As the World Turns... they can't come up with shit this good. Here's an update

Mother calls Uncle Sal to put some pressure on me to pay her the mysterious 12k.

Then I find out some truths:

Truth 1: Though my mother said the family plot in new york is full, there are actually 5 spaces available.
Truth 2: My mother also said my Uncle has control of the plot and won't let my aunt be buried there. In fact, my uncle insisted on my aunt being buried there but my mother didn't want to spend the money.
Truth 3: My mother claims the burial plot in South Carolina cost 6000 dollars. Truth, plot cost 2200
Truth 4: My mother now has a lawyer and she is going after me.
Truth 5: I was contemplating giving my mother half the cost of the funeral, because I thought that it would be right. Now I think she can kiss my hairy white ass and after she is done I'll use the 6k I was going to give her for electrolysis to make that hairy ass baby smooth.

Like I said, I can't make this shit up and I think I'm quite imaginative.

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