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Despite living in the city, I spent Saturday helping a neighbor cut down several dead trees. This was after two days of indulging myself in front of the computer comfortably dressed in a skirt and blouse. Each time I fired up the chain saw this tune ran through my head:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...
You know the rest!
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I'm a commentator I'm OK
I'm happy I found your blog today. I'm reading TG stories and enjoying life. I don't think I could manage explaining this to my wife. I'm commentator I'm okay, I've been here reading...yes, all day. I'd like to wear a Cami...some nylons and some pumps...instead I'm in a tee shirt and I'm down in the dumps.....oopsies.
Dio vi benedica tutti
Con grande amore e di affetto
Andrea Lena
Love, Andrea Lena
Oopsies
Best wishes to you...
sorry you are down
hope you come up soon.
that's OK
yeah, but now that you know how lumberjacks dress under those plaid (tartan) shirts, that's OK, right?
Been there, done that...
Even admitted it (well most of that) on my alter ego's facebook page (& others chimed in with more lines). And, I'll be doing it again before winter sets in...
It's a challenge, falling a tree, without damaging something. :-) Helps to know what you're doing, doesn't it?
Anne
Whatever you do
ALISON
'make sure that you don't give yourself an SRS with the chainsaw!Oooops!
ALISON
Ouch!
Nothing like the quick 'n' dirty method... :)
"Well doc, it was an unwanted tree..."
(Did I ever tell you I have a weird sense of humour at times...)
Never mind in this particular scenario, one slip and you'd lose a bit more than you intended...
"...unfortunately I got carried away and accidentally cut down a couple of trees that were needed..."
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...
As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!
Nobody expects....
The Chainsaw Incision!
Our main weapon is teeth. Teeth and a powerful two stroke engine.
Teeth...
Teeth, a powerful two-stroke engine and a fanatical devotion to Darwinian Selection.
Among our chief weapons are... :)
Hugs,
Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
and a
...ruthless Carnot efficiency!
I have my coat and the taxi is waiting.
Society's Four GREATEST INVENTIONS
Chain Saw
Power Washer
Wood Chipper
Snow Blower
Or,
Heels
Perfume
Earrings
Silk
It's a coin toss.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Why Not All of Them?
There is, after all, no need not to look absolutely fabulous while hacking down a tree and turning it into itty bits of wood ships.
Nancy Cole
"You may be what you resolve to be."
T.J. Jackson
Indeed!
Admirable suggestion.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Looking good
Tobe Hooper meets Jimmy Choo
I think I need a lie down.
Now you've got me started;
Has anyone seen Spike Milligan 'Fell Walking'?
SRS with a chainsaw? I know it would have saved me ten grand but just how do you get the stains out of the carpet?
Susie
SRS with a chainsaw?
>.<
Kim
It was just a thought,
ALISON
'but there are recorded instances of Arthur becoming Martha because of injudicious use of said
chain saw---what a horrible thought!Think of the mess it would make of your pantyhose!
ALISON