Am I Naughty?

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I was sorting through a stack of paperwork, hunting for an unpaid bill, when I happened upon one of my old journals where I kept story ideas. GASP! You would not believe what I found! Giggle!!!!!!

Here the idea is in the following:

He'll never find that Candle!

He found that horrid candle that I'd said I lost! I didn't want it found at all. I thought that I had hidden it from him quite well, but it was in plain sight for him, since he is so tall. I don't want him lighting it, and I don't like watching it, and no decent woman would deliberately allow him to spill the hot wax on her breasts! Oh no, that would be entirely unacceptable, totally forbidden.

Now he is off hunting the matches, but I have hidden them where he will never find them.

They are right in plain sight, but he will never find them, I've hidden them so well. They are up high where I can't see them.

He's found the Matches; those awful Matches. I don't like to see them burning ...

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Talk about random! When you get a few spare moments, type them up, then if you get sufficiently bored, subject us to a few more :)

You never know, there might be a usable idea somewhere in there - even if it's like finding the proverbial needle in a haystack!

 


EAFOAB Episode Summaries

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

Uhm

wow, uhm kind of freaky because I've played the hot candle wax game too. I've never seen it in a story though.

Bailey Summers

Feeling randy because of that construction fellow.

The other morning I went to feed the neigbor's kitties, and the stairs to the apartment were missing. It was an entire flight of them. You don't suppose that because they were a flight, they simply flew away?

Well, actually he'd taken them out to repair them, and during my appeal to him to either put them back or lend me a ladder; which he graciously refused to give me. I had this delight full warm spot develop, but as I wandered away, I was bemusedly thinking of asking his help with that. Now, I suppose it is time for me to find other means for me to soothe it. :( God, he was so handsome and, oh GAD, my glasses have fogged up.

K