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“You have the right to remain silent”
I nodded my head; at least I think I did…I was pretty sure I was 3-squared sheets to the wind.
“Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.”
I had a pending court date for a speeding ticket…for going five miles over the speed limit out in the middle of nowhere.
“You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.”
Yeah…in twenty days or so…
“Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”
“Sure, why not?” I replied.

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Usually stories don't begin with a cliff hanger

laika's picture

So my interest is piqued. There's indications the title is gonna be ironic, the way "Oh Boy!" can express joy or frustration. And you reminded me of a song I hadn't heard in years (in the US more of a college radio station hit than Top 40...) which for a lot of us monolingual Americans was our introduction to the expression: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDHjeiys3a0
~Ain't dis the life? Veronica
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(But my all time favorite version has to be these rockin' girls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyKCXAN7EyM&list=RDYyKCXAN7E... )

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What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Same

tmf's picture

Same one pop in my head :)

Ovid?

This start reminds me of all The Professor's stories set in Ovid, OK.