Other than the obvious benefit of the quarantine, there is a side affect. I do not have to worry about people dropping in unexpectedly and catching me in mutually awkward attire.
Quarantine affect?
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Crazy
Not to mention if we where not crazy before we are heading in that direction now LOL
what?
wearing trousers?
lol
Madeline Anafrid Bell
Curious
What exactly is that then?
Cause I’m not seeing any, everything’s shut, no ones using my taxi (and as such I’m going skint) I can’t go see my friends, I can’t go see my elderly parents.
So what is this benefit??
Sorry if this seems angry but C19 has so far truely mucked up my life.
Sorry to hear it's hit you
Sorry to hear it's hit you that hard.
The impact on my life is minimal, since my health problems have me living with social distancing anyway.
Stupidity is a capital offense. A summary not indictable.
All well and good until...
You are on a video call with others and you stand up revealling.... [insert inappropriate clothing of choice here]
My creative writing class resumes via Zoom on Wednesday. They top half is ok and but the bottom half will be decided upon on the day.
Samantha
motorbike
Leathers would be my bet!
Madeline Anafrid Bell
ROFL
I haven't worn leathers (a one piece) since 2010 when I had an encounter with a Deer. Hmmm.... It was about this time of year. I dislocated my shoulder badly and the paramedics had to cut the arm off to get me out of the suit. Naturally, I was wearing tights underneath... :) :)
I was thinking about a pleated skirt and mary janes.
Samantha
I'll loan you a skirt, your choice
Brown swede skirt? The ladies motorcycle jacket goes with any outfit. Maybe the set, white slim skirt and jacket?
I have two other leather skirts if those don't trip your desires?
BUT, it's trade time. The cobalt blue cocktail dress you wore to the office Christmas party? I want to borrow!
Hugs Sam
Barb
PS: The only problem with this virus, family and friends calling me up because they are bored out of their ever loving minds. They want to talk for a half hour or more. People, I am NOT bored out of my mind, I'm busy, and I can't work while on the phone. I love you, end of conversation, now go away. God people, get a life, play solitaire put puzzles together, take up crochet, sew a dress, take up wood carving, make movies, clean house mow the grass even if you did an hour ago. I'm not the entertainment concierge.
Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl
But Barb...
What is it with you and this fixation you have with that blue dress I wore. Everytime we meet, you 'drone' on about it and how that you would look so hot in it. I keep telling you that it was returned after the holidays to the rental company.
Do I really have to come over and give you a good spanking? :) :) :)
You won't hear me coming on my new Electric Bike (promise).
Love Sam
Leather biker's jacket
If you're coming bring that big puppy you got. I've never seen a four hundred hp motorcycle. No showoff power takeoffs. The only leather bottoms are all skirts not pants. I'm not leaving skin on the highway ever again. I've done my share of that too. And I'm not leaving my ponytail out to fly in the wind to impress the spectators. Getting the tangles out after a bike ride is not that much fun. I promise if they aren't gawking at you, jealous here, they'll be thinking the accessories on your wheels sure makes it pretty! Oklahoma does not have shelter in place law and I know a couple great lakes we can picnic.
hugs Sam
Barb
I happen to like blue. I don't mean only bluejeans, the attention drawing kind that is. Sue me!
Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl
400hp?
You must be referring to my big electric pussy.
Recognise the colour? Yep. Exactly the same as that dress you like so much.
Sam
Interesting choice of skirt material
I know that you are a (Oklahoma) farm girl but making a swede/rutabaga skirt must be considered to be a bit excentric. I don't think it'd be blue unless your colour it.
For me this whole Covid-19 thing has had some advantages as well. Much fewer people in ballet classes. Only two of us in pointe class last time.
Rutabaga skirt?
Dear Ms. Super Spy, I do not own a rutabaga skirt. I had to look it up to see what you were talking about. You have me mixed up with your Budapest contact. If the picture I was shown of her..., damn girl is almost as hot as you. Wonder it didn't set the city on fire. I admit to wearing mini skirts. Denim that is. I have several of them, I'll loan you one. Unlike some of my so called friends, I will loan out some of my clothes. They might have cost only four dollars each, end of season sales. It's the thought that counts not the price of the twenty thousand dollar ice blue gown you wore to the Brazilian Embassy Party. So are we swapping on the loan?
hugs luv..., did you get the British accent in that? I've been practicing. I beg your pardon, it did NOT come out with a southern nasal twang.
Barb
Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl