Melanie Ezell's Drabble Theatre

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Has been added as a Title Page -- there are a total of 8 Drabbles from 2 Authors there. If any Author wants theirs added to the Theatre, let me know with a PM. Be sure to include the title of the Drabble and a link if it's already posted on BCTS.

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Thanks Edeyn!

I hope a few people join in the fun, and it's nice to see that somebody else was interested too!

Kinda trippy havin' my name plastered on the title page though, I could get a big head!

Melanie E.

Edit: big head/bigger head.

little miss fortunes

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I AM POSTING THIS HERE. IF I SUBMITTED IT AS AN OFFICIAL STORY I WOULD BE PLAGUED
BY ANXIETIES, THAT SUCH A FATUOUS TRIFLE DOES NOT WARRANT A SPOT ON THE FRONT PAGE...

LITTLE MISS FORTUNES
by Laika Pupkino

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I woke up one morning and logged onto my computer to check out the latest stories on BigCloset.
But I misspelled "bigcloset"---accidently typing in "bigcloser"---and I was suddenly
thrust into ...... the exciting world of real estate!

My every move was brilliant. I could sell the crappiest properties effortlessly.
Soon I was earning seven figures, then eight!

Until the morning I went to write "bigcloser" and accidently typed "bigloser". As the bottom fell out
of the real estate market, the IRS discovered my various dodges, and---oh calamity!---I lost
everything! All I've got left is this drabble.

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"Government will only recognize 2 genders, male + female,
as assigned at birth-" (In his own words:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lugbpMKDU

Oh, Laika, I love you!

Haha! You never fail to entertain with your eccentric stories, and I've been disappointed when I found a couple of them removed- most notably 'The'. It's too bad you don't want this on front as, like always, you have been highly entertaining.

Melanie E.