The following Florida news gives new definition to the term 'product placement'.

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Corrections officers find stolen Rolex watches in suspect’s vagina

Miami Springs police say a woman stole her date’s expensive watches and then bolted with the booty. During a jailhouse strip search shortly after, corrections officers found four Rolex watches inside her vagina.

Delajurea Brookens, 29, of Northeast Miami-Dade County, met Orlando businessman Ramon Diaz Tuesday night at the popular Mango’s nightclub on Ocean Drive in Miami Beach, police say.

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Now if the watches were Timex and Ms. Brookens were gay...... I'll let readers figure that out.

PS- This author will have a new ebook for sale starting either tomorrow or Monday January 14th

PPS- Today is my 58th birthday and I think it is also the birthday of Spells R US universe creator Bill Hart.

PPPS- I uploaded the cover of my next ebook.