The ship was lost on a subterranean ocean when out of the darkness came a ghastly sight, a phantom ship crewed by a LOT of unkillable, leaping, cuthroat vermin.
"Fireballs away," ordered the captain but the bugganeers managed a boarding party anyway.
After trading a few blows, one of the players called to pause the action. "Wait, wait, I need to ask something."
"Yes?" said the adventurist.
"We're fighting Undead Ninja Pirate Spiders?"
"Yes," agreed the adventurist.
"Just checking," said the player, gathering his dice around him like a barricade.
"Actually they're a species of Arrr-achnids," said the adventurist, twisting the cruelty another notch.
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So what can stop the nasty
So what can stop the nasty creatures!!!
A RAIDing party!
Arrrg!
Proud member of the Whateley Academy Drow clan/collective
How long
Did this bug you Erin, before the pun was woven?
Teri Ann
"Reach for the sun."
I'm thinking that in addition
I'm thinking that in addition to the "Like Love Thank" options to react to a post, we need "Groan"...
Kris
{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}
ARR-ACHNIDS ??? Very punny
Where was this last year for the contest Erin ?
Karen
Inspiration
I didn't want to enter my own contest. :) But this incident, which really happened the year before, was the inspiration for last year's contest. I was the adventurist (DM) and I giggle about it every time I think of it. :)
Hugs,
Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.