Joni's back! Her front is amazing, too.

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That ride was the longest carnival-type ride I’d ever been on.

We must have gone around in the tiny circle a dozen times. Linda led the way on a painted palomino pony, and I followed on a spotted horse that might have been supposed to be an Appaloosa. Kevin’s charge behind me rode a shiny black horse, with Kevin standing on the platform beside him, sometimes leaning this way or that to keep me in sight around the central pillar.

And during all of it, Kevin and the ride operator watched me. It began to feel a bit creepy.

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