Here is a challenge for you all

I have a little challenge for anyone who wants to run with it. I have a conversation, but no story, so I offer it up to see if anyone can make a story around this conversation

A Woman is speaking to a man - "Look, you. These, (points at her breasts) are not a political statement, or a economic statement or even just a sexual statement, the fantasies of men notwithstanding. What they are is a pain, quite literally. So explain to me why you would want a pair of your own?"