Too bad we can't predict what stories they'll take. I'd love to post one with a lengthy digression about how dissatisfied the narrator is with her new breast forms from [name of company that steals our stuff]; or maybe even a whole long dialogue passage about them:

"Well that will teach you not to buy stuff from [name of company], in fact you might as well throw those out and get some nice ones from The Breast Form Store. At least you'll know they won't explode on you like those ones from [name of company]!" said Joannebarbarella as they strolled down the beach.

Andrea's jaw dropped open. "Did you say explode?!!?"

"I shit you not! My friend Ronni suffered second degree burns from those cheap Chinese knockoffs when they spontaneously exploded! Wrecked her dress too."

"Poor kid. Talk about a wardrobe malfunction..."

"Plus it's a known fact that they employ child slave labor and beat them with rusty bicycle chains when they keel over from exhaustion. And not only that, but I hear they steal stories by authors of transgender fiction and post them there at [name of website] as their own. In fact this very story we're in was stolen by those jerks at [name of website]"

"Wow, what total scumbags! They're sure not getting another cent from me," declared Drea, when suddenly she saw something gleaming in the surf, "Hey look, it's the Medallion of Zulo! Let's have some fun!!!"

SIBC?