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The doctor picked up the package of birth control pills, “How do these pills EFFECT or AFFECT you?”

Rebecca realized that this was more of a grammar question, than a medical question, so she replied, “The pills AFFECT my body, by overcoming the testosterone my body may make. The estrogen works to feminize my body.”

Proper use?

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AFFECT is correct.

Daphne Xu's picture

AFFECT is correct. Except in expressions like, "effect a change", EFFECT is the noun, and AFFECT is the verb. How does THIS affect THAT? What is the effect of THIS on THAT? (Sometimes AFFECT, but accent on the first syllable, is a noun as well, but the meaning is unrelated.)

-- Daphne Xu (a page of contents)

Complicated rules apply

Hope Eternal Reigns's picture

Effect is active, meaning it causes something to happen. Affect is passive, meaning it is a reaction to events.

Sort of.

with love,

Hope

Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.

Complicated?

Hope Eternal Reigns's picture

Pills affect your body. i.e. Your body reacts to the chemicals in the pills.

Pills effect feminization of your body. i.e. The chemical in the pills causes feminization of your body.

Confused yet?

with love,

Hope

Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.

Even the only commonly used noun I can think of "Aff.."

Hope Eternal Reigns's picture

In English that is, the German "Affe" means something COMPLETELY different.

'Affection' is a very passive term. The active counterpart might be 'coitus'? hee hee hee

with love,

Hope

Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.

On the other hand maybe ...

Hope Eternal Reigns's picture

Well, maybe the German 'Affe' and the English 'affection' are not as far apart in meaning as I first thought. I do remember at age of about 12 - 13 making monkey shines at girls to whom I happened to feel some affection?

with love,

Hope

Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.

Hope you are

Hope Eternal Reigns you are totally certifiably... I just can't bring myself to say it. I would have to climb out of my rubber room first (not the BDSM type rubber room either). You are something else. ROFLMAO.

Paula

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.

The Coda
Chapterhouse: Dune

Hey, No Cops please!

Hypatia Littlewings's picture

Make it an instructor instead.
Wee dun't need no stinkin tickets,
jus sum educashun!
:p

;))

>i< ..:::

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PS. "Wee" is correct it is the official approved form for Pixies, Gnomes and other "Wee Folk", Wee always use da royal "Wee"!

Cop no, how about an experienced editor?

See if this helps:

Affect (verb) = to act upon, to influence

Effect (noun) = a result, a consequence [the result of being affected!]

Effect (verb) = to bring about (an event, a result); to accomplish (an intention, a desire)

VERY condensed from the Oxford English Dictionary.

Offection

The doctor picked up the package of birth control pills, “How do these pills EFFECT or AFFECT you?”

Rebecca realized that this was more of a grammar question, than a medical question, so she replied, “The pills AFFECT my body, by overcoming the testosterone my body may make. The estrogen effects the feminisation of my body because of the effect of the hormone.