If you noticed my blog post, I received a mail in a war game with a "joke" about a transwoman, burly biker and suicide.
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
I'm thinking that this could make a great jumping off point for a story.
"Aghhhh……… !"
"Aghhhh……… !"
The girl watches the biker's body bouncing from rock to rock as it tumbles to the bottom of the ravine.
Recognising how painful a death she has just witnessed she climbs down from the parapet and commences the long walk home wondering "What could of made him do that unless maybe his parents want him to dress up like a girl."
Rhona McCloud
lol, that would make it a
lol, that would make it a REAL short story though. ;)
Stupidity is a capital offense. A summary not indictable.
It does sound like a good start for a story
I see the girl as being sensitive to the biker's situation and she whispers her secret in his ear.
If the biker is actually a decent person, he could tell the girl that there are other ways to live than to try to make her parents happy. Our biker could take the girl along as a member of the group and protect her virtue. The heroine could just need time to see that she needs to live her own life and not her parents.
I like that
It could even go so far as that the heroine and biker become a couple.
lots of potential in this direction.
Stupidity is a capital offense. A summary not indictable.
And the big burly biker replies...
"It's OK honey, my parents don't like me dressing up like a guy. Hop on."
That is a twist
Specially with the " The leader, a big burly man" description.
though I do know a non-op trans man that fits that description, it is not a common look for any individual with the xx chromosome set.
Stupidity is a capital offense. A summary not indictable.
In the real world...
Somehow, I doubt that suicide would be necessary after that.
Hugs
Patricia
Happiness is being all dressed up and HAVING some place to go.
Semper in femineo gerunt
Ich bin eine Mann
Okay...
He's startled by her revelation, and she misinterprets his facial expression as one of disgust. So she jumps...
But he very quickly pulls a bungee cord from his bike, hooks it to the bridge, and leaps after her, catching her just before she was about to go splat.
Possibly less action movie-esque...
He simply manages to grab her before she falls, and pulls her back onto the bridge a sobbing wreck. A couple of the women from his group come forward and take her....
Move along from there. Possible title: Harley Davidson And The Matchstick Girl
Melanie E.
Mutual help?
Okay, so the jumper goes with the bikers, and calms down, but in her heart she decides she'll sneak off and jump when the opportunity presents itself.
But... the bikers have some problem... I don't know what... and the jumper helps them with it. And so they help each other, and she becomes part of their community.
Sounds good to me!
You were needing a new project, right? :D
Melanie E.
Laugh while you can...
I just might, you know. Now that you say it, I just might do it.
Laugh? I'd much rather applaud!
You write some of my favorite stories, so seeing a new one from you would be nothing short of grand.
Melanie E.
see
that is why I figured it would be a good story idea to post. ;)
Stupidity is a capital offense. A summary not indictable.
Real life.
Let's assume this is happening in real life. After learning that the "girl" he just kissed is a boy, the biker backs up and starts spitting, wiping his mouth and hurling profanities at the boy, then rides off with his buddies. This makes the boy angry. Anger causes the body to produce adrenaline, counteracting depression. The boy decides to go home to his parents and will make them understand him of he will find a new home.
Jamie