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Is it just my computer or did someone use a Breast Expansion Gun on the story tit(le)s?
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One thing that is seems to be never considered.
I never really understood why one would want a energy gun to expand something.
A breast expansion gun would only annoy the victim, as best.
I would much rather have a fat reduction gun that removes things, with a ray blast, in an instant, without harming the person.
Think about it, if one had a fat reduction gun, that person would have a near endless number of grateful people, both women, and men, that would glad to sleep with that person, for the removal of their fat.
Double take?
Pew! Pew! Pew!
"Gee, Mommy! Lookit the buttons burst off that man's shirt!"
:)
Penny
The Mammary Industrial Complex
When Dr. Bosumbund realize that his mysterious financial backers did not share his rather obsessive dream of making the world a softer, lovelier and bouncier place, but were only interested in militarizing his invention---(Marching troops suddenly immobilized by their former body weight in boobage! Tank crews having to be extracted from their armored prisons with the jaws of life!)---he destroyed his prototype, the BE-1, and all his notes and schematics, sighing, "Mankind is not yet ready for such advanced breast expansion technology..."
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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