This one's been doing the rounds at work - mainly because one of my colleagues does a spot of cake decorating herself. But you may be more interested in the second extract.
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A bottom-shaped cake, modelled on a customer's own posterior, is among the incredible creations baked by a young Twickenham mum. Hayanne Scarrott, who is opening a shop called Jay's Clever Cakes, says: "I've made handbags, castles and even a roast dinner cake, which some people thought was a real dinner. Then there's the bum cake, for which someone actually emailed me a picture of their bottom." Hownslow Chronicle.
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Shoppers in Darlington were mystified by the appearance of a semi-naked woman riding a bicycle through the town centre. The woman, wearing only a T-shirt and naked from the waist down, was spotted at lunchtime on Monday, freewheeling down Priestgate. She was standing up on her pedals, and was heard to be shouting "I'm invisible" as she rode past. Police say they have not received any complaints about the matter. The Northern Echo
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Nearly 70% of Brighton motorists claim to have got amorous in their cars - the country's highest figure, according to a survey by Confused.com. By contrast, only 22% of Worcester drivers admitted to automobile lovemaking. The Argus, Brighton
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What??? No pictures?
Hi Ben,
These press clippings REQUIRE photos to accompany them!
with love,
Hope
with love,
Hope
Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.
These
are just the bare facts.
Angharad
Angharad
Photos?
This came from one of those columns where the editor invites readers to send in clippings from local papers. While a (low resolution) picture of the cake resembling a gluteus maximus was printed, there weren't any photos of the Doncaster stunt.
Sorry.
However, I don't need to scan it in, because a spot of Googling later finds the original article. The Northern Echo appear to have pulled their story about the Darlington cyclist, but Google cache rides in to the rescue! (Unsurprisingly, if anyone did whip out their camera / cameraphone, we don't know about it because no photos were published with the article).
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...
As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!
Interesting press clipping
It's little snippets like these that add spice to Real Life.
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine