It seems one or two of you like this, and as it's had a few reads and a couple of Kudos, I'll continue it for a bit, perhaps two more episodes, while Melanie writes her next one.

I've used some of her characters though I haven't worked entirely to canon as you'll see in part two, which I'm working on as I have time.

I openly admit I've never visited the US - as will be obvious to some of its denizens, so this is a speculative, and probably stereotypical view of it - perhaps even a caricature - however, it's not poking fun at anyone, just having some fun with the characters and the setting. So when you do read it, suspend belief and enjoy, what little plot there is - I know, Bike has taken a thousand episodes to arrive at one - should become manifest within the next episode - I think. Therefore I am or something like that.

Angharad.