Peter The Duck

This is the tale of Peter the duck,
A shy little fellow way down on his luck.

You see, poor little Peter ain't much of a duck.
In fact, you could say as a duck, well, he sucks.
So one day, our Peter, he climbed on a truck,
And he rode that thing all the way out of Kentuck.

...y.

The thing about Peter, is that though he's Stuck,
As a poor little, ugly, inconsequential Duck,
He has hopes of one day escaping the muck,
And sailing about like a million bucks.

Now Peter a much more graceful figure has struck,
Our former, unlucky, and sad little duck,
'Fore he up and decided to not give a quack,
And he'd rather be a swan instead.

The end.

(Okay, yes, it's horrible, and I apologize. It stuck in my head, so I had to share it. Now you can suffer as I have, MUAHAHAHAHA.)

Melanie E.