Woke up around a half past ten
Cant believe that it's happenin' again
Put down about a quart of Joe
Turned around and stubbed my toe
I stood up and fell to the floor
Then I hit the door once more
Its just the same old same
It goes to show you never know
Since nothin' ever seems to change

[ Chorus ]
Just another day
Since I'm no longer a brother
Just another girl today
Just a sister like any other
Then I turned around and began shakin'
Which got some dude in Iceland quakin'
Just another day that I
Had the breast day of my life

With apolgies to Jesse McCarthy
 

She was born for all the wrong reasons but grew up for all the right ones.
Con grande amore e di affetto, Andrea Lena

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi's warnings about the connection between improper female dress and earthquakes is just the latest in a long line of pronouncements about sinful behavior causing natural disasters. Over the years I've heard a number of famous American evangelists issueing Jeremiads about earthquakes, fires and hurricanes being caused by Gay marriage, abortion and other affronts to God. I'm a bit skeptical of such claims, since they don't seem to have anything to say about disasters that strike where these wicked transgressions aren't allowed, or that occur after gay marraige has been banned by the pious right thinking people of these areas (by that same logic maybe God doesn't like hetrosexuals, hmmmmmmm?). I'm not against religion, I am religious myself, but to me a belief in Providence is best when combined with a degree of personal humility, rather than assuming we can interpret the minutae of our Sacred Scrolls better than anyone else and know exactly what the Cosmic Enchilada is thinking and wants us to do, other than to floss daily and to try and be nice and stuff. Seems we haven't come that far since we were chucking virgins into the volcano to appease the animist spirits that reside therein...
~~~hugs, Laika