Writers Block - Get A Round Tuit

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At long last we have
a sufficient quantity
of these so that each
person may have one
of his own.
Guard it with your
life. These TUITs have
been hard to come
by, especially the
round ones.
This is an
indispensible item. It
will help you to
become a much
more efficient
worker.
For years you have
been saying, "I'll do
that as soon as I get a
round TUIT."
Now that you have a
round tuit of your
very own, all those
things that have been
needing to be
accomplished will
surely get done!

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I want

Angharad's picture

a square one, preferably mounted high on the wall and one on the floor, then when I feel up tuit... I might get down tuit.

Angharad

Angharad

And, here I thought...

a round tuit would look more like:

                      At long last
                we have a  sufficient
            quantity  of  these  so  that
      each person may have one of his own.
    Guard it with your life.  These TUITs have
  been hard to come by,  especially the round
 ones.   This  is an  indispensable  item.   It will
help you to become a much more efficient worker.
  For years you have been saying, "I'll do that
    as soon as I get a round TUIT."  Now that
      you have a round tuit of your very own,
          all those  things  that have been
              needing to be accomplished
                  will surely get done!

Inevitably...

...some bright spark saw the joke and smelled the scent of money...

http://www.quantumenterprises.co.uk/roundtuit/

 


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