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There is a school of thought which states that the Daily Mail is engaged in an ongoing project to classify every inanimate object into those which cause cancer, and those that prevent cancer.

Perhaps not quite as daft as Facebook increasing your risk of cancer (!), apparently turning on a light when you wake up to relieve yourself in the night can cause it...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1265277/Cancer-dan...

Simply turning on a light at night for a few seconds to go to the toilet can cause changes that might lead to cancer, scientists claim.

Researchers in the UK and Israel found that when a light is turned on at night, it triggers an 'over-expression' of cells linked to the formation of cancer.

According to this site, the Wail has implicated (amongst others) almunium, bras, cordless phones, deodorant, flip flops, height, IVF, left-handedness, being male, oral sex, pastry, shaving, talcum powder, and even work.

There's also The (New) Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project, which does a similar thing but in blog format.

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