A beautiful message about growing old

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Bugger!

I've forgotten what it was

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Memory

shiraz's picture

Can someone please point me towards wherever I was going?

 
Topsy
Mostly Harmless

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The oldest of them all..

There are two signs of senility...

The first, obviously is forgetting things.

Now, if only I could remember the other.

I was walking...

I was walking across the town square when someone who looked faintly familiar (and whose name I can't recall for the life of me) said hello and stopped to chat.
After a brief exchange of pleasantries (but no name, unfortunately) he continued on his way.
I hailed him and asked, "Which way I was going when we met?"
He pointed across the square, and I replied, "Oh, Good! So I've already had lunch!"

Kris

Kris

{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}

On the subject of senility

At least you meet new people every day!

LoL
Rita

Age is an issue of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
(Mark Twain)

LoL
Rita

Arthur Ritis aka Nick B

ALISON

Now I know why you didn't get to the Alzheimer Conference !!
Or did you?

ALISON

Now Nick

... about that 500 quid you owe me ....

^_^

Kim

George Burns

joannebarbarella's picture

Was reputed to have had the following conversation with a professional lady;

Can I engage your services, Miss?

Old man, you've had it!

Oh! Have I? How much do I owe you?

Boom! Boom!

Joanne

"Doctor, I have this problem ...."

"Tell me ...."

"Well I think it must be age related .... I woke up this morning feeling like a little .... well really randy. So I tapped my wife on the shoulder and said 'What about a bit of the old how's your father ...? "

"And?"

"Well she wasn't at all pleased. 'Bugger of you silly old fart.' she replied, 'You only did it five minutes ago'."

"I really think I must be losing my memory."

Fleurie Fleurie

Fleurie