Do you find light switches a turn on?

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Do you find light switches a turn on and other questions.

If my knicker elastic snapped–would I be a loose woman?
Can you be trapped in a liberty bodice
Or hemmed in by a skirt?
Were trousers ever a turn-up
Is stocking up on stockings allowed?
Have you ever been tight in a pair of them?
Or climbed the ladder they formed?
Did you find your bra up-lifting?
Have you made up anything from makeup?
Does lipstick make your lips stick?
Have you ever been sent by your perfume
Or made high by the heels that you wear?
Does your lingerie linger?
Corset does, just bustles around.
Is it just a question of appearance
Or is the appearance questionable?
Don’t answer that!

Angharad. 15.11.09

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Love it!

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Gave me the giggles so much the dog came over to see what was funny. :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Very Funny Anfgarad ;)

Reading this will make anybody smile.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

Does your...

your chewing gum loose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

Love,

Paula

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.

The Coda
Chapterhouse: Dune

Paula

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.

The Coda
Chapterhouse: Dune

A heartfelt

GROAN!!!

^_^

Faraway

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Where you can fool around like you want to and most you get is some bemused good ribbing!

Faraway


On rights of free advertisement:
Big Closet Top Shelf

Where you can fool around like you want to and most you get is some bemused good ribbing!

:D

Brilliant play on words there :)
 
 
--Ben


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As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!