I wrote a poem that pushes the absolute limit on several fronts.
Noy sure if it's suitable for here. If, and I mean BIG if you think you can
handle it, send me a PM and I'll reply with the body in text format.

Thanks much,
Bill

Okay here is your chance at an old newbie. Hows that for an oxymoron?
After reading so many stories and lurking here a thought (hare brained?) came to mind.
'I could do that!' Then reality arrived. Maybe I can do better than some I've read where
it was actually painful to read. No punctuation, no uppercase where needed, etc.
Hopefully won't come across as some no talent idea stealing hack, if I do manage tolerate
the result, I hope to entertain with my submission.