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From Agence France-Presse News;

(AFP) - The tenth edition of the World Testicle Cooking Championship took place in the Serbian village of Lunjevica on Saturday. 20 teams gathered to win the world championship title in this unusual contest.

And here I was told by my surgeon my spare parts were medical waste that I couldn’t keep.

Nancy Cole

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But if you could...

It just might cause people to ask their waiter what the chef is serving in his Spaghetti and Meatballs.


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"You may be what you resolve to be."

T.J. Jackson

not spaghetti

Teresa L.'s picture

but one of the thicker types of past maybe *giggles* then again.....

Terri

Teresa L.

Chez Lunjevica

Andrea Lena's picture

..we serve everything from soup to nuts?

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

All...

Angharad's picture

..a load of bollocks!

Angharad

Ahh, Mountain Oysters

elrodw's picture

Reminds me of the good old days growing up. They're very good, breaded and deep-fried.

Of course, it really helps if you are drunk or aren't told what you're eating the first 3 or 4 times :)

Imagination is more important than knowledge
A. Einstein

Cattle Country

If you live in cattle country you're gonna have testicle festivals. A big boot-n-scoot west of here has one every year, it's one of the biggest in the region.


"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin

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Extravagance's picture

Do you have the balls for such a competition?

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NO makeup here!

Makeup? OOPS! No makeup whatsoever is involved here! I didn't make this up! I swear!

I am assured by PDQ Bach this is true! (PDQ Bach is the 21st of of JS Bach's 20 children)!!!

Every year, at the extreme southwest corner of the boot of Italy, close to where the boot kicks the football known as Sicily, a large bonfire is built on the beach.
A large WOK is filled with EEVOO (Extra, Extra Virgin Olive Oil) and placed on the bonfire where, when the EEVO is hot enough, the poorest made flutes are tossed in the hot EEVO.
When the flutes have shrunk enough, they are removed from the EEVO, placed aside and allowed to cool and dry. These flutes are now perfect and are known as PICCOLOS.

This event has become a WORLD WIDE EVENT, and is now known as

"The Meditterean Flute Fry."

Don't let someone else talk you out of your dreams. How can we have dreams come true, if we have no dreams?

Katrina Gayle "Stormy" Storm

On Sale in Any Decent Butchers Shop !

Cattle testicals, removed from male calves because un-neutered male calves would grow into Bulls, but only very few are required to service a whole herd of cows, and neutered steers grow faster and put on more flesh, are called Sweatbreads. In most countries they are a delicacy. Only in Southern England's very polite upper middleclass society, of all the classes and countries I have lived and worked in, find them something not nice to even talk about.

Sheep are treated the same way - some also have their tails docked, to stop their excrement from clogging the wool and attracting flies that will otherwise lay their eggs in them and even, depending upon the species of fly, in the inflamed flesh of the poor lambs' bottoms. Lambstail Pie is a delicacy in sheep-farming families.

Many women probably will have considered at times the advantages to the human species if the same were to be done with most young male humans as well !

Briar

Sweat?

Nope - far too sweaty.

They are actually known as "Sweetbreads".

Sweet - not sweat.

Big difference.

Cheers

J

Isn't it ironic,

Extravagance's picture

that a post cannot be edited after it has received a direct reply? :D

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