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Ok so when you folks get tired of me talking tell me. I can rattle off at the mouth or fingers as it were but I did have to share some stuff today. Low point of the day: spoiled teenaged brat yelling at me in store because she can't text Brad (her phone fell in the toilet and that has nothing to do with the problem) while mom sat idle on her iPad. And this is why I hate people.

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That picture was the high point of the day found in the fortune cookie after a delightful lunch of pepper steak. While quite ambitious in timing I'll go ahead and take it. Who am I to disagree with the almighty universe when it comes to my gender issues. I'll keep you posted on the results. It should be quite an experience ~.o Smiles, Jenn.

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Was the phone

Angharad's picture

the girl dropped - a bog standard one?

Angharad

No it was a $600 super high

No it was a $600 super high end large screen android smart phone. Which I should say, passed on none of it's intelligence to it's owner. Electronic equipment does not work after being submerged in water.


I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

have to argue

I'm sorry but your wrong electronic equipment does work after being submerged in water. I have a few pieces of equipment that had been soaked with more than just water before and they still work.

Just depends on the quality of the item I guess. Then again who cares about cellphones anyways they should be removed from the market.

You missed the joke!

Extravagance's picture

Either that, or MY wit is TOO sharp. :D

For the benefit of non-Brits, "bog" is an old British word for toilet.

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Nah.

Jenn obviously just failed Brit Humour 101.

Abigail Drew.

Aw crap. Now that you mention

Aw crap. Now that you mention it I do seem to remember that. I apologize Ang your amazing wit zipped by me like a fastball.


I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Ahhh... but...

Was it a bog standard $600 super high end large screen android smart phone? This is an important distinction from the tricked up $600 super high end large screen android smart phone, you know.

(Sorry all, especially those who actually completely get both the original joke and my new joke...)

Abigail Drew.

My last fortune cookie said

"Somebody - please help me - I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory"

Words may be false and full of art;
Sighs are the natural language of the heart.
-Thomas Shadwell

go for it!

pulls out her pom poms and cheers you on!

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Fortune cookies

My last two were:
"Make a new beginning and throw your armour away"
and
"I case you have been searching for help, it is on its way"

Martina

Hmm.

Guess the universe is trying to tell you something also.


I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Hmm.

Well, it was just after I made an appointment with my family doctor for next tuesday to talk about the next steps on my way ;)

Martina