Best line from the Daytona 500

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Catherine Linda Michel

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"Hello Jet Track Dryer. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my car. Prepare to die!"

Another great one: How many NASCAR drivers does it take to kill a jet track dryer? Only Juan.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal, tip your waitress.

Cathy

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Ummm, Cathy?

Don't quit your day job! ;-) That way you'll have the money to tip the waitress! :D

"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin

I live close to Dover Downs "The Monster Mile" I've been to one race and watching left turn after left turn gets boring. I was out of the country whem NASCAR began to get real popular. My favorite NASCAR driver is the one who wrecks first. My favorite part about the race, is when all of the NASCAR fans head to the next race.

Jill Micayla
Be kinder than necessary,Because everyone you meet
Is fighting some kind of battle.