The only time I laughed harder than I did just now was when my Mom's dog got extremely excited about something and literally went at it with her (the dog's) bed. Knocked a cushion clear off, then laid half on the remaining cushion, and half on the uncovered portion. She was extremely uncomfortable, but she laid that way nonetheless. Between giggles I managed to say to my Mom: "She's made her bed and now she's going to lie in it." before breaking down to the point of having a hard time remembering to breath. Not to mention the laughter tears.

Anyways...

Nah, we know better than to send OUR white shirt boys to places where they'll get killed just for being there. Instead we send food and medical aid. ... Which would still be a bad idea with an isolated tribe such as this, and I highly doubt we'd be so stupid as to try anything at all with them. But then again, we aren't perfect, and neither is our leadership, and we HAVE made plenty of egregious mistakes, and have gotten called on it every single time.

No, most likely the only church stupid enough to insist on accidentally killing those poor tribesmen (and women) will be the Catholics, maybe a few protestant sects. Hmm... actually, I could definitely see some of the Baptist sects being that stupid. And of course, the JW's and Scientologists don't need any excuse at all, they'd send their salesmen to try talking a rock into joining.

All in the name of saving their souls. Idiots. Well, except for the JW's and Scientologists. I don't think the latter even recognizes the existence of a soul, and the former insist only a select few are going to be saved anyways.

But anyhoo, I was kidding around, we don't really need missionaries dying of any sect, even those annoying arse JW's.