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As I noted earlier this evening, testosterone is an odd thing; many of us wish it would just go away while a few wish for more! My testosterone level is high enough to have put me at risk for prostate cancer and too low to mitigate my chronic fatigue and fibroyalgia, or as one of my dorm-mates in college might say, bummer (pun semi-intended).

Since my last blog I've had an quite through CAT Scan and a marginally embarrassing cystoscopy (yes, that's exactly where they put the camera), things look pretty good regarding several things. But my PSA (Prostate Specific Antigen) levels still high and an enlargement, the doctor is concerned. So tomorrow I'll be undergoing my second prostate biopsy in the past four years. Trying to keep things lighthearted, I've updated an old favorite. From the brilliant Rogers and Hammerstein, it's -

Oh What a Beautiful Moaning!
to the tune of Oklahoma(for those of us with an RLT scheduled for 2022)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpRJWm0H4gw

 

It’s a leftover gland that’s neglected
Just another sad relic right there
A he or a she, it won't matter you see
And after your surg'ry it doesn't seem fair ....OH!

Oh what a scary procedure
Oh what a terrible pain
Especially if it’s repeated
Again and again and again

(Chorus)

(Here comes an invasive projectile
poking right through your colon again
No less than fourteen, leaves you wanting to scream
With only a local to deaden the pain)

No one is truly immune dear
'Spec'ly if you've still got too much ‘t’
PSA's straight through the roof dear
You've got much in common with me...OH!

(Repeat Chorus)

Oh it might not be that painful
nothing too scary you see...
Just a significant risk, dear
So please check your prostate for me?

I have to admit I'm nervous; my sister and mother and her sister all succumbed to cancer and I've heard the word biopsy spoken twice in my hearing without it being an episode of House, so you can imagine how I feel. Some of you know exactly how I feel, having gone through the procedure as well. This is one of the times I am happy that I have less in common with my sisters here, since I wouldn't want to see any of you go through this (Owwwwwwweee!) Looking to hear good news in a few days. Much love, Andrea (the Anxious)
 


 

Oh What a Beautiful Morning!

words and music by
Oscar Hammerstein and Richard Rogers
from the musical Oklahoma

Comments

Defensive Medicine

Just because a doctor tells you you need a biopsy doesn't make it an emergency. I've had a few of them, of various things, and have come to the conclusion that if insurance will pay for it, and the doctor can medically justify it, even marginally, then it's a potential source of income for the doctor and all they need to do is convince you to have it.

Not to editorialize, but our medical system sucks. Large portions of it are purely commercial, and a lot of stuff gets done only because it represents income. By the same token, a lot of stuff that SHOULD get done, doesn't, because the insurance companies do everything they can to reduce the stuff they have to pay for.

My wonderful brother-in-law is dying of colon cancer. He was Stage 4 when it was discovered. That was around 4 years ago. He lives in England and has National Health Care, for which he pays nothing, with no copayments. Far from withholding treatment, from what I've seen he's been getting far superior care to what my mother went through with her ovarian cancer here in the U.S. Every complication has been dealt with, dozens of things which would have most likely killed him here have been treated, aggressively and competently. Blood clots, kidney problems, bone mestastases, huge fluid blisters, all treated until he recovered from them. It's one thing after another now, of course, but they've been doing their best to keep him comfortable and as healthy as possible, and he's in reasonably good cheer and not feeling neglected and can enjoy his family. He's received no random care or treatments simply because they were profitable, and been denied nothing that was in his best interest. He's made some end-of-life decisions for himself, which they're respecting, but even now, they treat all his collateral and incidental problems that are treatable. All I can conclude is that it's a caring, competent system that does its honest best to look after patients. If he hadn't gone out of his way to avoid doctors for so many years, they may have discovered this while it was still curable, too.

That's the kind of medical system I'd like to have, one where you can trust that they're only doing things that are necessary and in your best interest, and not influenced by commercial interests.

Meanwhile, there's a possibility that you might get a positive (i.e. bad) biopsy, but odds are against it. Just remember, though, that most men who get prostate cancer, especially later in life, die with it, not from it. Aggressive treatment of the less aggressive forms of it have not been shown to increase life, and can even shorten it, or make it much more unpleasant. So, in the words of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, DON'T PANIC!

I'll be, as we Quakers say, "holding you in the Light," our way of saying we're sending you the loving energy that we feel when we're in worship as a congregational body. :-)

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Doctors are almost as bad as auto mechanics these days.

NHS

The National Health Service was set up after WWII on the basis you describe, and it is one of the finest things any UK government has ever done. Unfortunately, our current government is intent on dismantling it. I shudder at the thought of any health service that checks for credit card before pulse.

The downside of aging, post-surgery, seems to be coming to light in several blogs just now. Mammograms as well as prostate examinations...there ain't no justice!

Hugs, Drea

Well, there's...

Well, there's one benefit to HRT... Odds are the PSA/Prostate would get no worse/healthier. (My PSA values weren't high to begin with, far from it, but there so teniny now as to not be worrysome. It also appears that the enlargement of my prostate may have subsided (subjective judgements here - not actual measurements, thus the "may"). On the down side, my GP said that prostate cancer history in the family is in the same category as breast cancer history - as far as our risk of breast cancer is concerned. *sighs* (Perhaps worth a joking reference that starting HRT might help the prostate...?)

Best wishes to you!
Anne

Better Safe then Sorry

RAMI

Better Safe then Sorry. The examination maybe a pain in the butt, (literally) but if there is anything that needs to be treated it is better to do so as early as possible before it gets worse and life threatening.

A cystoscopy is truly an embarassing and painful exam. Hopefully, a once in a lifetime event.

Best wishes for a safe outcome.

RAMI

RAMI

Hang in there, kid!

You're gonna be okay, okay?


Happy to know you. Belle

Good Luck!!!

Ole Ulfson's picture

And best wishes. You will be in my prayers. He/She always hears me and sometimes acts. So, it can't hurt. Bless You!

Ole

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