Owwwwwwweee!

Owwwwwwwweee!

 

As I noted earlier this evening, testosterone is an odd thing; many of us wish it would just go away while a few wish for more! My testosterone level is high enough to have put me at risk for prostate cancer and too low to mitigate my chronic fatigue and fibroyalgia, or as one of my dorm-mates in college might say, bummer (pun semi-intended).

Since my last blog I've had an quite through CAT Scan and a marginally embarrassing cystoscopy (yes, that's exactly where they put the camera), things look pretty good regarding several things. But my PSA (Prostate Specific Antigen) levels still high and an enlargement, the doctor is concerned. So tomorrow I'll be undergoing my second prostate biopsy in the past four years. Trying to keep things lighthearted, I've updated an old favorite. From the brilliant Rogers and Hammerstein, it's -

Oh What a Beautiful Moaning!
to the tune of Oklahoma(for those of us with an RLT scheduled for 2022)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpRJWm0H4gw

 

It’s a leftover gland that’s neglected
Just another sad relic right there
A he or a she, it won't matter you see
And after your surg'ry it doesn't seem fair ....OH!

Oh what a scary procedure
Oh what a terrible pain
Especially if it’s repeated
Again and again and again

(Chorus)

(Here comes an invasive projectile
poking right through your colon again
No less than fourteen, leaves you wanting to scream
With only a local to deaden the pain)

No one is truly immune dear
'Spec'ly if you've still got too much ‘t’
PSA's straight through the roof dear
You've got much in common with me...OH!

(Repeat Chorus)

Oh it might not be that painful
nothing too scary you see...
Just a significant risk, dear
So please check your prostate for me?

I have to admit I'm nervous; my sister and mother and her sister all succumbed to cancer and I've heard the word biopsy spoken twice in my hearing without it being an episode of House, so you can imagine how I feel. Some of you know exactly how I feel, having gone through the procedure as well. This is one of the times I am happy that I have less in common with my sisters here, since I wouldn't want to see any of you go through this (Owwwwwwweee!) Looking to hear good news in a few days. Much love, Andrea (the Anxious)
 


 

Oh What a Beautiful Morning!

words and music by
Oscar Hammerstein and Richard Rogers
from the musical Oklahoma

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