A possible retcon Lantern Corps. Be afraid, be very afraid

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I was responding to a PM when I got this thought... YES I have them on rare occasions

--GRIN --

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Hum, maybe I could do something with the Plaid Lanterns?

You know that idea about aliens only knowing about Earth from our radio and TV signals getting a very twisted view of what we are like? What if a planet only learned of us from ONE broadcast of a Three Stooges film and for some reason they took it to heart as if WE were the superior race. Thus the origin of the Plaid Lanterns and their war cry ...

Why Soitenly, Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
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I can see it now, light constructs in the form of head bonking mallets, nose tweaking crowbars, fingers to the eyeballs...

Oh the humanity!

And there goes my sanity.

John in Wauwatosa

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Oh

A wiseguy, eh?



He entered the hall to get warm. She left it two hundred years later.
Faeriemage



He entered the hall to get warm. She left it two hundred years later.
Faeriemage

:p

wouldn't be in accordance to the holy trinity otherwise

and it's wisegirl :p:p

so say we all (oeps wrong series) nyuk nyuk nyuk

L1e <= has a strange sense of humor and even weirder mind

John, John it is so tempting

... to respond to the virtual 'kick me' sign you have put on yourself. Maybe you should make it your sig from now on ;)

All I can say with regard to this idea is, only you John, only you.

Kim

What a delightfully off center idea!

Something I would expect from your off center sense of humor, John. Plaid Lanterns... Three Stooges... obviously the aliens would also have to assume that we aren't affected by physical damage as well, no? AND just suppose that any effect that the Stooge Lanterns rings would have, it would HAVE to be accompanied by the appropriate sound effect.

GAH! I just hurt my brain with that one!

Cathy

As a T-woman, I do have a Y chromosome... it's just in cursive, pink script. Y_0.jpg

Already being done

I thought 'Drea already had a plot lined up for this one? She'd be the perfect author!

Penny

Galaxy Quest

Someone had to mention that film, which started off with a similar premise. Aliens know about us only from watching our TV transmissions, and have mistaken a series resembling Star Trek as a documentary. Hilarity apparently ensues (I've only read the plot outline, haven't actually seen the film) when they kidnap the cast to help them out with difficulties.

It could be an interesting concept to play with, whether it's a sci-fi series they've got addicted to, a vaudeville comedy, or something even sillier...

 

Bike Resources

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

GQ

eyz but they are real dagnabit ;)

on a more serious note does that mean there are going to be abductions??? If I remember the movie correctly they (the 'crew' got kidnapped and given a 'replica' of their ship. Only thing not so sure is the icorparation of the 'lantern' power into something that's says 3 stooges. Crowbar and hammer already excist in the animated version of the green lantern I believe (had some time to think about it)

And it's an idear that isn't so far fetched radio waves are going into space since early 20th centuary, TV since the 30's (I think). Let alone what we are sending up into space at this time. And then I'm not even talking about the hardware (ex. Voyager series). Don't now but if the next step is laser communication in space and the step beyond that. Maybe there's going to be some with enough umphf that they get noticed . Isn't that a part of what SETI does????

OK me rambling around again with trivia spouting out of my mouth

Imagine...

There must be numerous episodes of Who floating around - the aliens would probably be very disappointed to learn that it's a 'ship' of two halves - an empty wooden box carted around from place to place, and a set constructed on the outskirts of Cardiff.

Pray that they don't catch any episodes of the MTV show (or film spin-offs) featuring Philip John Clapp.

And what the heck would they make of Big Bother (something always created by a similarly named show) or I Was A Celebrity... (i.e. Revive My Flagging Career!)

Still, there's always PMQs for (unintentional?) entertainment value.

Radio broadcasts could be interesting - from the UK, there's The Archers - a soap set in Borsetshire (somewhere between Worcestershire and Warwickshire) but recorded in central Birmingham; or ISIHAC, the antidote to panel games where the host sets the contestants "silly things to do" (like singing one song to the tune of another, or playing an incredibly complicated game with ever-changing rules set around London Underground stations).

 

Bike Resources

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!