Aargh!! Frustration!!

This is an effort to express the frustration I feel at so many authors who don't check their spelling or grammar. I can tell that many are using spellcheckers but are relying on them totally. I see such things as 'choirs' for 'chores' -- just the latest example!

I am a former Secretary/Word Processor for the Canadian federal government (SCY-02, OCE-03). I know what it is to have to proof your own work; you frequently read what you think is there, not what is actually there. There are tricks to it, the most obvious being to get someone else to read your work BEFORE you post it! There are others. Anyone interested in what they are need only write me and I will share them free of charge.

Please, don't tell me that spelling and grammar don't matter; they do! For anyone who is literate, errors interrupt the thought processes and disturb the flow of the story. Is that what you want? Then why write the story in the first place? Yes, sometimes it's the way the characters talk but that's no excuse for errors in the narrative parts, is it?

Speaking of characters talking, it's very difficult when quotation marks are incorrectly used. Frequently it's just carelessness; it's obvious that the author knows how to use them; she just can't be bothered! Frequently, the quotes open the character's speech but there's no closing quote to indicate when the speech is over and the narrative has begun again. Am I bright enough to figure it out from the context? Of course! But, again, it's an interruption and disturbance.

And, since it's evidently not common knowledge, you shouldn't put two characters' speeches in the same paragraph, even if there's narrative in between. When a second character starts to speak, you have to start a new paragraph. This is especially so when, for the purposes of quick dialogue, you just have quotes -- no 'she said', 'he said' to indicate who's speaking.

Just in case anyone fears that I'm not ready to put 'my money where my mouth is', I make an open offer to act as corrector of spelling and grammar for anyone who wants it; no charge! (I promise not to change 'honor' to 'honour' and to spell 'programme' as 'program' if that's how you want it!)

There! That's my rant for today!

Yours from the Great White North,

Jenny Grier (Mrs.)

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