The REAL Bikini Beach?

So...I'm watching TV a few nights ago, got the dish network now...LOTS more channels and less money than cable. Anyway, I'm on the computer at the same time when I catch a phrase from the TV about a place called, BIKINI BEACH!!!!

Well, of course my ears perked up and I switched my full attention to the TV and what did my unbelieving ears and eyes see and hear? An honest to god commercial about The Bikini Beach Resort and Motel!!!!!

Here's the URL: http://www.bikinibeachresort.com/

and here's the advertisement blurb: Welcome To The Bikini Beach Resort Motel. Come spend some time with us on the "World's Most Beautiful Beach." We are located directly on the Gulf of Mexico. After your first visit with us, you will, as most others do, become a "regular" here at Bikini Beach. Those times you are daydreaming of an escape from your routine, the Bikini Beach Resort Motel will fulfill those dreams by furnishing you an exotic, fun place that can make your daydreams a reality. For those who want solitude - Just a few feet away is the beautiful beach with the rolling surf and prevailing Gulf of Mexico breeze. If you are a sun-worshipper, the magic of the pool area is yours to enjoy with the convenience of our refreshment bar.

For whatever reason you choose to come to the "World's Most Beautiful Beach," the Bikini Beach Resort Motel will furnish you the opportunity to enjoy yourself.

It's located at Panama Beach in Florida. Excuse me...I have to make a call about a lifetime pass...or something.

Catherine Linda Michel

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