The REAL Bikini Beach?

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So...I'm watching TV a few nights ago, got the dish network now...LOTS more channels and less money than cable. Anyway, I'm on the computer at the same time when I catch a phrase from the TV about a place called, BIKINI BEACH!!!!

Well, of course my ears perked up and I switched my full attention to the TV and what did my unbelieving ears and eyes see and hear? An honest to god commercial about The Bikini Beach Resort and Motel!!!!!

Here's the URL: http://www.bikinibeachresort.com/

and here's the advertisement blurb: Welcome To The Bikini Beach Resort Motel. Come spend some time with us on the "World's Most Beautiful Beach." We are located directly on the Gulf of Mexico. After your first visit with us, you will, as most others do, become a "regular" here at Bikini Beach. Those times you are daydreaming of an escape from your routine, the Bikini Beach Resort Motel will fulfill those dreams by furnishing you an exotic, fun place that can make your daydreams a reality. For those who want solitude - Just a few feet away is the beautiful beach with the rolling surf and prevailing Gulf of Mexico breeze. If you are a sun-worshipper, the magic of the pool area is yours to enjoy with the convenience of our refreshment bar.

For whatever reason you choose to come to the "World's Most Beautiful Beach," the Bikini Beach Resort Motel will furnish you the opportunity to enjoy yourself.

It's located at Panama Beach in Florida. Excuse me...I have to make a call about a lifetime pass...or something.

Catherine Linda Michel

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but what woud Keenan Wynn come out looking like?

laika's picture

One of the more painful ninety minutes of my life was watching this 1964 movie BIKINI BEACH,
for inspiration for a possible t.g. beach party movie parody story...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0zQklrDL0

Even fast forwarding it, by the time the end credits rolled I was sick of the whole idea...
~~~hugs, Laika
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(And on the old BEANY & CECIL cartoon show there was a place in the Pacific called the No Bikini Atoll...)

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"Government will only recognize 2 genders, male + female,
as assigned at birth-" (In his own words:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1lugbpMKDU

That particular part of Florida

erin's picture

is also known as the Redneck Riviera. :)

Hugs,
erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

panama city bikini beach

The rednecks do not even go there because they cannot afford it (rednecks just work there because that is only work in that town, during winter that town is a ghost town). They go to St. George Island or St Marks which is south of Tallahassee where I live. On the average two to five kids die in Panama city each year just from jumping from the balconies of their rooms while drunk or high. The town is just one big tourist trap. Destin is much nicer and without all the tourist trap crap.

Hugs,
Jenna From FL
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Jenna From FL
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