Looks like he is in for something unbearable...

So, you remind me of another joke:

John and Chuck had just finsihed setting up camp and were looking forward to a dip in the nearby spring when an enraged grizzly burst from the treeline, charging straight towards them.

"A bear!" John cries in panic. Chuck calmly sits down and begins putting on his running shoes.

"What...are you crazy?" John asks. "You can't outrun that bear!"

Chuck looks up at him and says, "I don't have to. All I gotta outrun is you."

Sincerely,
Scott