Super Spectacular Mutant Powers

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Today I got sent home early by my boss at work 'cause I'm sick. I had to call in Tuesday night for the same reason. Since it started, I've seemed to run the gamut of symptoms from stomach trouble to sinus problems to lord knows what else. Yesterday wasn't as bad as Tuesday thankfully- I could function well enough to clean my apartment- but today was just weird. I have officially moved into that strange yet somewhat happy spot where my entire body is sore and I'm dizzy for no apparent reason, yet my brain chemistry is wonky enough I feel a bit detached from it all. I don't see how I got here since I haven't taken any medicine, but it's nice none the less. I just wish my eyes would stop feeling like they're gonna burst.

Judging from the order and severity of my symptoms, I think I know what I have now, though. That's right, it's finally happening- I've contracted MORFS.

I'll let you all know later what kind of crazy sexy awesome super powers I get. With how I feel, they better be hellah cool.

Melanie E.

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