Got bored and put together this graphic based on the Redneck Home Security joke.
![Redneck Security System.png](/topshelf/system/files/u49/Redneck%20Security%20System.png)
The note on the door reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'