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Whenever one has an audience and you are about to turn on any device that emits hot air... Hair Dryer, Hot Air Hand Dryer, pop corn maker, ...
Say in a load clear voice: "And now a word from Hillary." and then turn on your device. I've used it in boys and girls restrooms to various aclaim. From Laughs, giggles, to down right evil glares.
Robi
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Well, When It Comes To Politicians
All to many politicians are full of hot air. I find that there are very few that I would trust, but there are a few that are there to actually serve the people. Those very few are the ones that actually will help us and will be remembered with a smile.
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
So that is why all our lovely snow is melting
All the political shenaigans of an election year.
John in Wauwatosa
John in Wauwatosa
Heinlein on Politicians
Heinlein made an apt comment about there being two types of politicians in the book "Time Enough For Love". Subject to a blonde's failing memory, it went something like this:
There are two types of politicians, business and reform. A business politician who wants to stay in business (being relected) knows all he has to sell is his word so he guards it carefully.
A reform politician, on the other hand, will change his mind six times before breakfast. All you have to do is convince him it is the "will of the pee-ple", and he'll geek.
The character that said it, Lazarus Long, was the 2,000 year-old man; so he'd had a lot of experience with politicians, and expressed it a bit more colorfully; but you get the jist of it.
KJT
"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose"
Janis Joplin
“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.” - Turkish Proverb
My daughter's favorite "Blonde" joke....
... is "Do you know why Blonde jokes are so short?"
Answer: "So Brunettes can remember them."
Reminds me that I'm glad to be blonde - mostly...
How About This
For the first time in our country's history we have a clear choice for president between a strong, intelligent female, an articulate, compassionate black man, and a honest-to-God war hero.
Isn't it ironic that in a community the bemoans the bigotry and ignorance that fills us with inappropriate guilt and shame, jokes like yours are considered acceptable by some.
I won't be voting for Hilary under any scenario, so don't hang that on me. If I can vote for Barack, I will. If I can't I'll do what I wanted to do in 2000 (and couldn't) and vote for John.
As far as your joke goes -- when McCain isn't running for office he is a sane politician. When he's on the stump, he's just as full of hot air and other hot things as are the rest of them.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
3 Candidates
It is hard to imagine with the millions of peop[le in our country we have three people representing what is supposedly to be the best of the best/ With the three who are running I cannot imagine them being the best of anything. Obama, young, articulate and inexperienced. H. Clinton a woman with only four years of experience (and still inexperienced) in serving our country and not a good job at doing that (do we need four more years of Clinton antics?). Then our war hero, I'm sure our Arizonan's have some things to say about him.
Who do I vote for, so far I look good as a write in candididate. I always vote no matter what. I want to have my say whether it be right or wrong it is my vote. as for whom I will vote for, that's why the booths have curtains.
Jill Micayla
May you have a wonderful today and a better tomorrow
Jill Micayla
Be kinder than necessary,Because everyone you meet
Is fighting some kind of battle.
Desert Island Joke
My sister sent me this joke on the internet (from the next room) and I went
looking for an appropriate blog to post it under. This one seems perfect.
(And incidentally I am a Democrat, but it's a good gag...)
~~hugs, Laika
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Ed Rubano washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm
and gentle- a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Ed. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until Ed took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, Ed brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening---red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze---perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, Ed started to get 'those feelings' again..
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
What borders on pure insanity?
Canada and Mexico.
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